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Memorial Day

Thank God I’ve had the last two-and-a-half years to meet and appreciate the men and women who sacrifice their lives for our country. Every time I hear a news report about another Fort Riley soldier killed, I cringe, and hope not to recognize the name. It’s a pretty selfish process. While the rest of us […]

Transmitter drama

Well, our transmitter’s power supply conked out again. When you read this, chances are I’m on the road with my engineer, Randy Stewart, to pick up the new part from Quincy, Illinois. It’s 700 pounds, so it wouldn’t fit in a Priority Mail envelope. It looks like a 6-hour drive, putting us in Quincy at […]

Back Thursday

We’re in the midst of a couple days off. We’ll be back Thursday.

You might want to watch SNL again

It seems that SNL has been pretty decent lately. I’ve only made it halfway through the Justin Timberlake episode from this weekend, but it’s been real solid. In fact, I think this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen them do. I have new respect for Timberlake.

Stooks banned?

From my Email: Hey Stooks, I am writing you because I am pissed off. My friend messaged me this morning saying that the Stooks in the Morning website was restricted on our Military computers, I went to see if it was true and the message came up that you were restricted under the category of […]

Dancing with the Stars

Tonight’s the season finale of Dancing with the Stars, so I better watch. Some observations: George Lopez is in the crowd. Maybe he’s looking for some Mario Lopez jokes to sprinkle in with his blatantly ethnic act. Marcus Allen is in the crowd, too. I guess he’s supporting Emmitt Smith. What’s Emmitt doing comparing dancing […]

Free for All

Weird Free for All today. “I made a ‘yo mama’ joke”/”That ‘yo mama’ joke sucked”/Phill Kline (3:28). Softball chat (1:49) “Alec” is a name for sillies (1:11). Topeka Seaman Fight Song (0:28).

Rummy’s coming!

Despite being fired yesterday, Donald Rumsfeld will still talk to K-State students today. The Iraqi Woman is concerned (3:30). “Rummy Chat” Segment 1 (1:59). “Rummy Chat” Segment 2 (4:17). Silver Forrest Retirement Community has an unbelievable offer for Rummy (0:35). “I can still squish smalls insects and reptiles in my hand.”

Show notebook

Listen as Rosie shows why she’s got a job on The View, and I don’t. Tons of K-Fed news today. First, the last straw may have been when Kevin stood her up last Thursday, leaving her alone to weep at the restaurant. Monday night, Kevin was filming a special with MuchMusic, when he gets a […]

America’s couple no more

America’s couple, Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are divorcing. Today, we tried to heal. Segment 1 – “It’s over for everyone” (3:21). Segment 2 – The High Lady plans her next move (1:36). Now we know why K-Fed tried to save the penny… We also had a lot of post-election stuff on today’s show. The […]

Stooksoscope for Wednesday

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19) Having a mother is simultaneously a deeply personal and widely universal experience. Honor those nurturing energies in your life by either talking with your mother or honoring the mother you’ve created from the body parts of dead streetwalkers you found in Vegas. Gemini (May 21 – June 21) The […]


Shocker! Britney Spears has filed for divorce. He was on the WWE again last night. I wonder if the fact he makes more money wrestling than he ever will as a singer had anything to do with that decision. I wonder if someone told her that her kids would get half their DNA from Federline? […]

"You Decide" Tuesday

In a blatant ripoff of our Free For all Friday feature, we did “You Decide” Tuesday, so our listeners could decide if they cared to talk about politics or something completely irrelevant. Guns and pancakes (2:51) Morrison stash (3:16) Morrison facial hair: a threat to global warming. Stooks in the Morning hits the 12 listener […]

Stooksoscope for Tuesday

Leo (July 23 – August 22) The stars give you the ability to think, talk and act at the speed of light. But you still won’t be able to get to the bathroom in time after a 4 a.m. stop at Denny’s. Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) Go ahead and give in to a […]


Snoop Dogg turned himself into police for weapons possession Monday. When he made bail, he signed autographs as if he was quite familiar with the surroundings. Hmmmmm. Madonna claims to be raising her baby as both Kaballah and Christian. That’s cheating. Kirstie Alley showed off her new body on Oprah Monday. Nope. Still no blood […]

Check out his hot, sweaty IQ!

Photoshop Adam gave me one of his valuable dating tips: using to trick girls into thinking you’re smarter than you are. You take the test a couple times to get the answers down, then somehow talk the girl into taking the test with you. When you score 200, she apparently drops trow. Segment 1 […]

Stooksoscope for Monday

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) Be careful whom you hang out with — you’re in an impressionable state of mind. Before you know it, beliefs, sayings and habits that aren’t really yours could become ingrained in your personality. Why don’t they list that side effect on the Robitussin bottle? Cancer (June 22 – July […]


Everyone’s coming out this year. Doogie Howser is gay. NPH would never do that. Madonna encourages her drivers to run red lights and violate other traffic laws to get away from the press. Then, she goes home and reads her Princess Di propaganda. Last I checked, Larry Birkhead’s website was down, but got a […]

Free for All Friday

Another Free for All. The High Lady called with some nonsense (4:14). Mannheim Steamroller fan/Having babies between bouts of savings (1:26). The World Series was rigged/Messing with drunks (3:08). The problem with Coach’s in Salina (1:49). Justin Timberlake: Eunuch/Beating the cops (1:44). The million dollar drug bust (2:58).

Stooksoscope for Friday

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19) A dearly held wish of yours is about to become reality. When it happens, you’ll have to make some big changes in your life. Some advice about how to deal with it is coming your way, albeit in a strange disguise. Damn you Halloween Costume clearance pricing! Gemini (May […]


Anna Nicole is finally talking, well, was finally talking to reporters before her lung collapsed and she ended up in the hospital with pneumonia. The interviews started to air Thursday. Meanwhile, a sworn witness says Anna Nicole told her that Larry Birkhead is the father of her baby. Listen to ET henchman Mark Steines at […]

You can’t say "hi?"

Almost everyone in my apartment building will give a simple grunt or even look away when I say “hey, how’s it going?” We wonder why people can’t say “hi.” Segment 1 (3:33) Segment 2 (2:19) “Words with Chris Casey.” Today’s word: cherub (0:30). The Stoner plans to watch “Borat” in an interesting manner (2:39). How […]


Leo (July 23 – August 22) There are few things more intoxicating than daydreams, Mel Gibson’s urine sample being one of them. Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) A sudden burst of emotion could cause you to unleash your temper if you don’t take care. Otherwise you might just rip the head off the Happy […]


Anna Nicole Smith is doing her first interview since everything happened. It’ll be on Entertainment Tonight Thursday. She must have some new weight pill to push. Oh, by the way, she’s in the hospital now for pneumonia. Kevin Federline got booed on Halloween. He’s living the white trash dream, of course they despise him. Madonna […]

Rummy Claus is coming to town

Donald Rumsfeld is speaking at K-State next Thursday. The Iraqi woman has some thoughts (4:06). Bob Barker is leaving the Price of Right in June. I shared some memories and convinced a listener into thinking Bob Barker murdered Rod Roddy (2:12). We also discussed whether everyone actually does hate Tom Cruise (3:02).

Stooksoscope for Wednesday

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) Feeling like you’re ready to go beyond what you know and start exploring what really gets you excited? The stars say there’s no time like the present, except for the times that a guy takes it in the junk on the Saget edition of “America’s Funniest Home Videos.” Cancer […]


Uh oh! Madonna’s new baby is wearing the Kaballah bracelet! It all makes sense now. Kevin Federline says if you hate on him, it just motivates him and then you better watch out! Bob Barker’s retiring from The Price is Right. He’ll do his last show in June. Unbelievable stat: he’s been doing the show […]


It’s Halloween, so we asked, what frightens you? Segment 1 – Clowns and midgets (2:25). Segment 2 – Cubicles (0:45). Segment 3 – Pez and midgets revisited (2:00). Segment 4 – Public restrooms (1:47). New fear, anyone? DeMone the Demon called to warn us about his intentions this Halloween (2:08).

Stooksoscope for Tuesday

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19) Dreams? Intuition? This is unlike you — but the strangest thing of all is that you’re actually enjoying this softer side of your personality. Use it! Accessing a different kind of intelligence only makes you stronger, and it may help you figure out how to defrost your freezer. Gemini […]


It’s Halloween, which means Kevin Federline’s new CD is out. Here’s one troubling review giving it a thumbs up. It may not matter, though. He’s already canceling tour dates because of poor ticket sales. Maybe if he did bong hits right on stage he could turn things around. Witnesses say Nicole Richie collapsed at a […]

The Sidewalk Pickup

Photoshop Adam and I witnessed a couple d-bags trying to pick up a couple drunk chicks on the sidewalk, while the guys were in the car. Real classy. We discussed. Segment 1 (2:03).Segment 2 (0:49). This weekend, Chris’ team won the World Series. I’ve always been suspicious of Chris’ complete lack of emotion on most […]

Stooksoscope for Monday

Leo (July 23 – August 22) Your magnetic personality gains an extra dose of cool glamor, but it’s definitely accompanies by a touch-me-not air. People might wonder what’s going on with you, but you just need a little space right now. And some hand sanitizer. And a dedicated handkerchief for opening doors. Sagittarius (November 22 […]


For the first time in forever, Michael Jackson is making a public appearance. He’ll accept an achievement award at the World Music Awards in London. Sadly for Michael, I can’t seem to think of any prepubescent male artists he could prey on there. Speaking of Michael, some random British woman says she’s the real baby […]

Free for All

Good calls today, everyone. Thanks. Here are the clips. Police ticket quota/Creepy archery teacher (4:15). “Practice! We talking ’bout practice!”/Political ads (3:51). “Recess is for violence” (1:26). PC Halloween (4:01). Spanking other peoples’ kids (4:20). No men in Salina/Hansel returns (1:57). Sperm in the Salina water (0:42). Spank it, or serve dinner on it. Your […]

Stooksoscope for Friday

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) You’re able to accomplish something tremendous. You suddenly have the insight to realize that you’re in this for a marathon, not a sprint. Luckily, you’ve got the cankles for the job. Cancer (June 22 – July 22) You’re feeling quiet and serious. It’s a great time to draw up […]


Nicole Richie’s in treatment, and working with a team who specializes in “nutrition.” Or, as the rest of us call it, “eating.” They say it’s not for an eating disorder, but it is to find out why she can’t gain weight. Shucks, that is a mystery! “I need to get Geppetto on the Blacberry to […]

Women are easy on Halloween?

I was invited to a Halloween party, declined the invite, and then got scolded for not knowing how important going to Halloween parties is as “women are easy on Halloween.” We discussed. Segment 1 – It’s just easier to see the sluts (2:35).Segment 2 – The KKK Connection (1:11).Segment 3 – Double standard (3:33). “Well, […]

Stooksoscope for Thursday

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19) A little fire in your belly helps you attack a new task with vim and vigor. It’s time to eat those Fire Sauce packets you’ve been hoarding from Taco Bell. Gemini (May 21 – June 21) Being smart is one thing, but you’ve got the ability to transcend mere […]


Madonna wasn’t that much of a blubbering idiot on Wednesday’s Oprah, and it helped that O is on her side. But now, hopefully trying to keep things funny, Ricky Martin is giving is support to Madonna’s adoption. To frighten even more people, he’s even threatening to adopt. Dr. Burke from Grey’s Anatomy publicly apologized for […]

The Chris Casey Birthday Spectacular

If you noticed, we were in clip show mode yesterday because I was at the Kansas Association of Broadcasters Convention. Hear about my journey and why I appreciate working here more today than I did before the event. The convention was at the Prairie Band Casino in Topeka. One of our listeners let us know […]

Stooksoscope for Wednesday

Leo (July 23 – August 22) You have leadership abilities that you haven’t even tapped yet. Add to that a sense of optimism that draws even more people to you. This is perfect, because you’ve been in the mood to lead a movement. Rise ant children! Rise! Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) Consider yourself […]


Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have officially announced a wedding date of Saturday, November 18th in Italy. Hopefully they will stay there. TMZ got a copy of the birth certificate for the latest Federline: Jayden James. And it is a boy. And they think Britney will shove him in everyone’s face just in time for […]

Dumb fights

I saw a couple fighting in the Target parking lot Saturday night. Since Target is a happy place, I figured it must’ve been over something stupid. This led to a discussion on stupid fights, cranberries and our company softball game (5:09). The Cranwhore The latest Stooks Voicemail (370-HACK) (1:49). “Terrible Relationship Advice.” (1:02)

Stooksoscope for Monday

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) You’re magnetic — truly, a creature of irresistible mystery. Get set to dazzle the next person who crosses your path. They’ll stay dazzled! And they’ll even tell their friends! Holding a dead squirrel in your mouth is no easy feat. Cancer (June 22 – July 22) Trying to read […]


Tax fraud master Wesley Snipes has been found in Namibia, birthplace of Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. He’s filming a movie there. Ouch. How bad of a movie could that be if it took them this long to realise he’s there shooting it? Keith Urban’s going back to rehab. Not for coke this time, but for alcohol. […]

Free for All Friday

Segment 1 – No respect for linemen/Take it to Maury (1:59) Segment 2 – What’s wrong with men/The High Lady on football (4:17) Segment 3 – I need a psychic/A psychic calls with bad news (3:19) Segment 4 – Men problems (4:46) Segment 5 – Is that Snagglepuss? (3:37)

Stooksoscope for Friday

Capricorn Are you secretly holding onto an old longing? Be careful — if you let it sit inside you unvoiced, you could start to feel resentful. Emotions like those can start to fester, just like that Taco Bell bean burrito that fell behind your couch two months ago. Gemini There’s a part of you that […]


Anna Nicole’s non-boyfriend potential baby daddy has a creepy website up as a tribute to the baby he says is his. All the baby has to do now is get old enough to read, write and understand symbolism and she’ll understand his true love. It looks like Anna isn’t in any hurry to get back […]

The hanging boog

We talked about one of the more sensitive issues facing America today: what do you do when you’re talking to someone who has a boog hanging? Segment 1 (4:21)Segment 2 (3:55) “Poor, poor ‘Pick It.’ All those bacteria-infested arms up his nostrils aren’t helping his snot problem.” In other show activity… A Harry Potter fan […]

John Stossel Pick

This week’s John Stossel Pick: Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person. Five stashes.