Scoop podcast (9:14) Paris is reading “The Secret” in jail. I smell an Oprah “Girlfriend, what were you thinking?” exchange on the horizon. Nicole Richie’s taking her DUI case to trial July 11th. Does she stand a chance at beating the rap? Or is it a simple matter of the courthouse having toilets that just…
Ever had a friend you wanted to dump? (13:58) You know, the kind of worthless friend who only calls to bitch and moan about themselves. I know I’m guilty of this sometimes, but at least I’m reasonable once in awhile. We also learned about the Downer Friend and friendship by boat. You should’ve seen the…
My toilet has a problem (2:58). I couldn’t get it to stop running last night. I had to shut off the water, but seeing how my building is pre-Mayflower, I’m wondering if the valve will burst and give me a fun present when I get home. In the meantime, no visitor BMs please.
Scoop – Paris’ hood fights back (4:37) Paris Hilton is reading self-help books in jail. On top of that, she’s planning on ditching her friends, and even made a cell-made Father’s Day Card for her dad. Work those crayons, girlfriend. Paris Hilton’s neighbors are a little sick of the attention and issued a neighborhood memo…
Some woman in New York was arrested for going topless. Charges were dropped, thanks to a 1992 court ruling that “If man can, so can women.” Do we need to change the rules for the rest of the country? Topless Double Standard 1 (3:11) Topless Double Standard 2 (3:25) Topless Double Standard 3 (3:19) “I…
Jeri Anne awkward roommate exchange (2:43) You like Jeri Anne’s what? (1:17) The Spurs suck worse than death (1:37) High Lady birthday song for Jeri Anne (3:00) Jeri Anne’s family stuck in early 90’s (3:14) Enough with the birthday wishes! (3:25) Out of the Army, off to smoke pot (2:46) Maury tackles phobias (3:34)
Get Grandpa’s FBI File (4:06) Fake your death, get an FBI File (3:56) TV Sucks. What to do? (3:05) MySpace vs Facebook (5:43) K-Fed a dad again? (3:06)
Gay Bomb (3:20) I’m a Gay Bomb (1:44) Birthday present idea (1:18) Nick Lachey vs. Paparazzi (3:00)
Illegal Immigrants invade MySpace (3:22) Sopranos theories (3:12) Country Stampede for Noobs (1:41) Jeri Anne picks up at Silverados again (3:55) First date advice: You’re diseased (5:51) First date advice: Share nothing (1:13) First date advice: Black or White? (0:49) Paris diseased…not in the crotch (3:27) OJ: Media Critic (3:53)
Jeri Anne’s creepy dream (3:46) Stoner’s Twinkie the Kid Dream (2:20) Dream analysis (2:22) Freakydreams.com (2:10) The High Lady’s visions (5:44) Scoop: Paris can’t pee (4:19) Scoop: Paris press release (3:17) 17 year old wants relationship advice (2:49) Jeri Anne learns about ID’s (3:10)
Kansas roads (2:20) Paris is hot? (2:57) Why politicians blow (4:33) Mosquitoes (3:47) How to get Stooks’ job (2:53) Scoop: Paris & Don King? (4:53) Scoop: Paris lubing those bars? (3:33)
We decided to figure out why people feel the need to make their cars loud as hell. Why the loud ass car? 1 (2:43) Why the loud ass car? 2 (2:50) Why the loud ass car? 3 (3:41) Why the loud ass car? 4 (2:40) Why the loud ass car? 5 (2:18) Why the loud…
Nerds are hot 1 (2:14) Nerds are hot 2 (3:34) Nerds are hot 3 (2:34) DeMone the Demon: 060607 (2:01) License photo (3:54) Wow, a caller (0:37) Bob Saget: Pot Correspondent (0:39) To the Popemobile! (2:49) Scoop: Johseca Mayen breakup 12 (4:45) Scoop: Paris new disease? (3:23)
Jeri Anne in the can (0:55) Do you have TB? 1 (3:13) Do you have TB? 2 (3:28) Do you have TB? 3 (2:36) Scoop: Britney’s ass (5:02) Scoop: Richard Simmons Paris prayer (4:27)
To get an idea how unnecessarily freaked out our audience would get, we talked about Hillary being the next President. Hillary 1 (1:49) Hillary 2 (8:56) Hillary 3 (6:58) Hillary 4 (3:55) Hillary 5 (9:03) Scoop: Abdul’s face walks on glass (6:44) Scoop: Nicole Richie’s African belly (4:51)
Jeri Anne gas attack (3:07) Bikini car wash (0:58) Beaches in Spain? (2:13) Spain Spanish (4:31) Suckiest Free for All Ever! (4:03) Jeri Anne’s belch (2:48) Scoop – MJ’s “Rubbing Alcohol” (3:39)
Testimonials – Wii/Mac (3:43) Testimonials – Lipton Diet Green Tea (2:47) Testimonials – Not the Olive Garden (2:44) Testimonials – KY Tingling (1:18) Scoop – K-Fed & Keanu Tag Team (4:54) Stooks going commando? (0:59) Wedding Weather (2:33)
We’re in “Least Terrible Of” mode tomorrow, so we thought we’d do Free for All today, instead. Eye Boog/Idol Finale (6:54) Idol/Lost (4:18) Travel costs (5:33) Gas prices (2:10) Gas is cheap! (0:57) WTF is rec? (2:04) Player hatin’ on Worlds of Fun (2:06) Fried Cheese On A Stick (1:54) Ogden Flooding (3:13)
A group of psychiatrists diagnosed Darth Vader with Borderline Personality Disorder. Does this excuse his actions? Darth 1 (1:42) Darth 2 (2:10) Darth 3 (1:52) Darth 4/Ketchup-Egg Mouth (3:30) Idol – Everyone wins! (4:43) Scoop – Sanjaya the Fraud (4:16)
Two old people stories (5:04) Road Trips 1 – Quincy (3:55) Road Trips 2 – I know that KFC! (3:59) Road Trips 3 – Ball of twine (2:36) Road Trips 4 – Mountain Dew Amp (2:37) Joe Francis vs Candy Spelling (3:33) Paul Abdul breaks her nose (4:07) Season finales (3:52) More old people dining…
Rock March (1:44) Public restroom annoyances (3:39) Pronouncing “banana” (1:04) Scoop: Britney thanking fans (2:23) Bananana (3:47) Dad comes home (0:38) 14 year old kiss? (5:33) Military Discount Drama 1 (4:59) Military Discount Drama 2 (6:49) Military Discount Drama 3 (4:47) Military Discount Drama 4 (2:10)
Idol: Pantsuit curse (1:47) Idol: Seacrest gets upstaged (5:11) Scoop: Paris’ slime trail (3:29) Freak Neighbors 1 (4:23) Freak Neighbors 2 (3:11) Freak Neighbors 3 (2:47) Freak Neighbors 4 (2:14) Freak Neighbors 5 (2:03) Spongebreath Jeri Anne (1:00) Freak Neighbors 6 (3:26) Jeri Anne cheats on her dog? (3:41)
MySpace Lady of the Street Message (0:56) Moving before meeting 1 (2:22) Moving before meeting 2 (6:26) Moving before meeting 3 (4:59) Idol: Pantsuits and drunk Seacrest? (5:02) Scoop – Hoff on hamburgers (4:14) “K.I.T.T., I need more dill!”
Soldiers & MySpace ban 1 (2:37) Soldiers & MySpace ban 2 (7:11) Soldiers & MySpace ban 3 (5:43) Soldiers & MySpace ban 4 (8:23) Soldiers & MySpace ban 5 (6:57) Soldiers & MySpace ban 6 (4:29) Sounding Badass While Trying To Get Kid Back Tips 2007 (0:32) 24 Kills Some Time (4:41) Scoop – Donald…
Opposite sex powers 1 – Peeing on the road (4:13) Opposite sex powers 2 – Emotions (2:34) Opposite sex powers 3 – Not bathing (4:24) Opposite sex powers 4 – Cat fight! (1:56) Opposite sex powers 5 – Free Drinks (2:52) Desperate Housewives Creep (3:00) Stag wedding (4:33) Scoop – Tracy Morgan gets lap-faced (3:44)…
Join my Marco Polo team (1:24) Scoop – Subway Jared: Porn King (4:37) Back crack money? (1:29) Wait, that’s your line (3:26) Old people & the diarrhea (2:37) Rescuing concert tickets (1:43) What’s wrong with beatboxing? (2:31) Recipe on my face (3:30) Recipe my pants (3:21)
I had a 45 minute conversation with “The Old Man Who Refuses To Say ‘Hi’” yesterday. I learned many life lessons. Learning with old people 1 (3:12) Learning with old people 2 (2:56) Learning with old people 3 (3:03) Learning with old people 4 (2:28) Learning with old people 5 (1:08) No motivation (1:00) Scoop…
Mother’s Day cards 1 (4:23) Mother’s Day cards 2 (5:31) Mother’s Day cards 3 (3:41) Mother’s Day cards 4 (4:02) Old, German, moaning woman (2:22) Scoop – O.J./Olsen Twin lovin’ (5:05) Scoop – Rosie taking over for Bob Barker? (3:52) Idol – A coherent Abdul (4:57) Big Lake cleanup (3:12) Air Drummer vs Body Hair…
24: Logistical Nightmare (3:58) Public restroom experiences 1 (2:24) Public restroom experiences 2 (3:54) Public restroom experiences 3 (4:46) Public restroom experiences 4 (1:34) Scoop – Hoff’s fast food problem (3:53) Stalker advice (0:47)
We talked about weather today. Not usually an exciting topic, but a 1.7 mile wide, 200 mile-per-hour tornado wiping out Greensburg seemed to help. I posted a picture from Greensburg below, but you should check out more of the overhead shots. Weather chat 1 (2:43) Weather chat 2 (3:22) Weather chat 3 (2:49) Weather chat…