From Chris Casey:
From Chris Casey:
Does this bother you? It feels a little dirty to me.
Estelle Getty, known to the world as “Ma” from The Golden Girls, is dead at 84. Rest in peace, Ma. We hardly knew ye. Which are the real Ma and Dorothy? (0:56 mp3) Podcast: Download (1.8MB)
I knew this Barack Obama sensation seemed too easy: Dennis Haysbert likes to believe his portrayal as the first African-American U.S. president on Fox’s “24” may have helped pave the way for Barack Obama. “If anything, my portrayal of David Palmer, I think, may have helped open the eyes of the American people,” said the…
Getting molested as a child isn’t going to get you back into movies or even the celeb-reality TV business. Become a coke head again, and I’m sure Dr. Drew will be willing to talk.
Jenna Jameson lost her mind. “Being taken seriously as a woman has been the hardest challenge to overcome in show business,” Jenna said. “It took me a long time to make my company successful, and even now it isn’t exactly easy.” This challenge wouldn’t be so hard if she hadn’t been “seriously” plowed on tape…
Sharon Stone said a horrible earthquake in China was karma for the way China treated Tibet and the Dalai Lama. She went on to say China was “not being nice to the Dalai Lama, who’s a good friend of mine.” I hear they have had some epic pillow fights. I can’t wait for one of…
Oprah’s going on a 21-day cleanse diet. Here’s to hoping that petrified Twinkee from 1984 finally dislodges from her lower intestinal wall.
Huh? Britney Spears and Mel Gibson are currently en route to Costa Rica on vacation together! Britney arrived on time, about 5 minutes after Mel, and the plane departed at 9:05 a.m. We spotted them leaving on a private plane to the Central American state early this morning. Sources tell us that Mel is taking…
Sinbad went on a trip to Bosnia with Hillary Clinton – a trip Hillary described as harrowing. Sinbad remembers it differently. He said the “scariest” part of the trip was wondering where he’d eat next. “I think the only ‘red-phone’ moment was: ‘Do we eat here or at the next place.’” Poor Hillary. She probably…
Depending on your news source, Patrick Swayze will either be dead in five weeks or he’ll be perfectly fine. One thing’s for sure: We won’t be getting “Ghost 2” either way. 🙁 The SNL curse lives
Here comes another Gene Simmons production I never want to experience. The video, found at genessecret.com, purportedly features Simmons and Australian spokesmodel “Elsa” engaging in sexual activity to the tune of Foreigner’s “I Want to Know What Love Is.” Can’t get hard to “Rock And Roll All Nite” anymore, Gene? “You may have heard or…
I hate Fox News. But they made my day with the first sentence in this story. Bai Ling’s first name may not be synonymous with her actions. The Chinese-born actress was arrested Thursday for allegedly shoplifting at Los Angeles International Airport after a gift shop employee accused her of swiping, not buying, two magazines and…
Now that we’ve learned the official report of Heath Ledger‘s accidental death from an unfortunate mix of legal prescription drugs and Mary Kate Olsen (one could only imagine what Dave Coulier would’ve added to this deadly cocktail), I feel the need to weigh in. However, I can only describe my true feelings after viewing “The…
Paula Abdul is back on the crazy pills (bold mine): A tipster who saw her in the Continental Airlines terminal told the site: “She had an insane nervous breakdown that lasted 10 minutes. One minute she was hyperventilating and on the verge of passing out; the next she was yelling into her cell phone in…
I try to avoid talking about Britney Spears, but I can’t resist once Dr. Phil gets involved. Spears was overheard angrily telling a friend ”this is the final straw” — furious her parents had contacted TV counselor Dr. Phil McGraw to step in and attempt to help Britney deal with her various demons. Spears was…
So, you thought Nickelodeon could raise your kids. Then, by the time you found out that Britney Spears 16-year-old sister was part of Nickelodeon’s brand of child rearing, she was already knocked up. Then, the media started running stories on what to tell your children. The storyline was frightening. “Whether or not moms are ready…
Ha. I love when real-life stories are funnier than something The Onion could come up with. Poor Britney’s mom. Lynne Spears’ book about parenting has been delayed indefinitely, her publisher said Wednesday. Lindsey Nobles, a spokeswoman for Christian book publisher Thomas Nelson Inc., said Wednesday that the memoir by the mother of Britney Spears was…
Kansas Attorney General Paul Morrison resigned the other day, as a sex scandal raged. While this is a major blow to the Kansas Democratic Party, it is an even bigger blow to the mustache. The mustache is an endangered species nationwide, but it seems as if the climate for mustaches in Kansas has become…
Britney Spears’ 16-year-old sister got knocked up. If you follow Britney’s timeline, Jamie Lynn Spears should be legal just in time for her genitals to flap for the paparazzi.
Scenario time. You passionately oppose the war in Iraq. You feel the need to speak out, but you know that every time you speak, you’re only hurting your cause. People who’ve come to hate the war, now like it to spite you. Why would you continue to speak? It’s because your name is Sean Penn,…
I was pretty much through with this show, but got suckered into watching it last night. Rosie O’Donnell is on four episodes of Nip/Tuck this season. I’m sure it was her idea to have the “ass bandit” story line inserted (teehee). Seeing Rosie’s face while a couple of digits plunged into her rectum was everything I…
Fred Goldman is still pissed at O.J. “Our intent is to continue to pursue him, to continue to hold him accountable and responsible for Ron’s murder,” he said during a recent phone interview from his daughter’s home in the Los Angeles suburb of Santa Clarita. “And we’re going to continue to do that until he’s dead.”…
First, Marie Osmond faints on Dancing with the Stars. Now, her son’s going into rehab. What exactly are they smoking at the Osmond house? I would pass on that pipe, if I were you. Apparently, it causes your hair to go mad, too. Locks of Love needs that mane, Marie And, for the fun of…
Matt Damon is People’s Sexiest Man Alive. Mama Fratelli retains her title as Ugliest Woman Dead.
Read about Paris Hilton: Activist. Paris Hilton is being praised by conservationists for highlighting the problem of binge-drinking elephants in northeastern India. Activists said a celebrity endorsement such as Hilton’s was sure to raise awareness of the plight of the pachyderms that get drunk on farmers’ homemade rice beer and then go on a rampage.…
Dog the Bounty Hunter is in trouble for saying the N-word six times during a phone conversation with his son. Here you go. Beware: he says the N-word a whole lot. There’s something extra hilarious about this latest N-word fiasco. Dog wasn’t going around saying “N-word this and N-Word that and goddamn N-words!” Nothing like…
If you haven’t put a Halloween costume together, Robert Goulet just handed you the perfect costume on a platter. You see, when Goulet was in a hospital waiting for a lung transplant, he didn’t really give you much to work with. What’re you going to do? Dress up like Goulet in a hospital gown? Boring.…
Keanu Reeves has me concerned about global warming. But Bonnie Raitt is telling me nuclear power, a key way to fight gloabal warming, is no good. My head’s going to explode from the inner conflict! Keanu? Raitt? Who will win the battle for my mind? BTW, I hate to say it, but I really think…
From Newsweek Ms. Hilton Gets Serious. Please Stop Laughing. Rich girl. Party animal. Jailbird. America’s No. 1 heir-head wants to get out of the bimbo business. And here’s Paris’ “You can’t see it, but my legs aren’t wide open in this pose” pose. “Can I move now? My crabs are itchy.” She’s shooting a movie…