A jewelry store had this ridiculous sign outside their Plaza remodel job. “He loves dogs as much as I do” seems to be the winning answer for “How do you know you are loved?” Just look at the giant text. I find this answer twisted. You know you are loved because he loves dogs as…
Van talked me into creating another Sasquatch Back to School. Enjoy. Sasquatch Back to School 3 (1:38 mp3) Podcast: Download (1.5MB)
Every time I see someone with a mangled face, I nod in appreciation of their courage to show that face in public. If I had a disfigured face, I would never leave the house. I would have everything delivered. I would wear a ski mask when I answered the door. I’m not sure how I…
I want to congratulate the world on having good breath today. What a pleasant surprise.