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Monthly Archives November 2010

Dog lovers

A jewelry store had this ridiculous sign outside their Plaza remodel job. “He loves dogs as much as I do” seems to be the winning answer for “How do you know you are loved?” Just look at the giant text. I find this answer twisted. You know you are loved because he loves dogs as [...]

Posted 18 November 2010 † Matt Stooks § pets § sex ‡ Comments (1) °

Sasquatch 3

Van talked me into creating another Sasquatch Back to School.  Enjoy. Sasquatch Back to School 3 (1:38 mp3)

Posted 17 November 2010 † Matt Stooks § sasquatch ‡ Comments (1) °

Uglyface

Every time I see someone with a mangled face, I nod in appreciation of their courage to show that face in public. If I had a disfigured face, I would never leave the house. I would have everything delivered. I would wear a ski mask when I answered the door. I’m not sure how I [...]

Posted 10 November 2010 † Matt Stooks § ugly people ‡ Comments (1) °

A mint!

I want to congratulate the world on having good breath today. What a pleasant surprise.

Posted 04 November 2010 † Matt Stooks § disease ‡ Comments (0) °