I shaved the beard last night. My A/C’s been struggling to keep up with the heat, and I needed as much relief as I could get my hands on. Plus, I needed a reason to stay in the cold shower a little longer. For some reason, I remembered my sister-in-law’s parents had a friend who…
Aquarius You’re an excellent puzzle solver, but for this one, you may need to call in some outside help. When it comes to emotional matters, the best medicine you could hope for is an empathetic friend…or your pathetic friend Petey, the guy who bathes in the bathroom at work. You’ll feel better just knowing that’s…
Congratulations to Mel Gibson on having the most un-mug-shot looking mug shot of all time. InTouch Weekly got their hands on some photos of Mel partying earlier in the night. “Gibson to God…Can I hate on the Jews a little later? This girl’s totally into me.”
I moved across the hall last night, and it spells like urine in there. The air conditioner hasn’t been on in forever so it’s 1000 degrees in there. Not the best night of sleep I’ve ever had. To make me, and everyone else who moves into a place in need of a little work, we…
Capricorn Voice your real needs and they’ll be met in one way or another. Be honest and forthright about what you’ve kept concealed for far too long. Yup, just like a Ken Doll. Gemini Your intuition is the most powerful tool at your disposal, but you need to use it to keep it sharp. Meditation,…