{"id":145,"date":"2005-11-09T12:28:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-09T12:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattstooks.kcmarketer.com\/?p=145"},"modified":"2005-11-09T12:28:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-09T12:28:00","slug":"the-high-lady-and-her-friends","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/?p=145","title":{"rendered":"The High Lady and her friends"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/mattstooks.com\/uploaded_images\/stoned110905-734842.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/mattstooks.com\/uploaded_images\/stoned110905-733351.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>The other day on <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Oprah, <\/span>Kirstie Alley said &#8220;If you&#8217;re 45 and you&#8217;ve never been married, you&#8217;re a perv.&#8221;<span style=\"font-style: italic;\"><\/p>\n<p><\/span><font><font><font>So we debated it on the show.<\/p>\n<p>This morning, the High Lady called in with some of her friends.  She was quite clever and high. <a href=\"http:\/\/mattstooks.com\/highladyperv110905.mp3\"> Check it out.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>***UPDATE***<\/p>\n<p>The High Lady and her friends called back and <a href=\"http:\/\/mattstooks.com\/highladysings110905.mp3\">sang me a song.<\/a>  Enjoy. <br \/><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other day on Oprah, Kirstie Alley said &#8220;If you&#8217;re 45 and you&#8217;ve never been married, you&#8217;re a perv.&#8221; So we debated it on the show. This morning, the High Lady called in with some of her friends. She was quite clever and high. Check it out. ***UPDATE*** The High Lady and her friends called [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-145","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4pzeu-2l","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=145"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}