{"id":149,"date":"2005-12-05T23:56:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-05T23:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattstooks.kcmarketer.com\/?p=149"},"modified":"2005-12-05T23:56:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-05T23:56:00","slug":"too-late-for-latino-heat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/?p=149","title":{"rendered":"Too late for Latino Heat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The WWE, formerly known as the WWF, is going to <a href=\"http:\/\/abcnews.go.com\/US\/wireStory?id=1371942\">start testing wrestlers for drugs and steroids<\/a> after Eddie &#8220;Latino Heat&#8221; Guerrero died a few weeks ago. They didn&#8217;t find drugs in his system, but he used to dance with the white lady a couple years back.<br \/><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/mattstooks.com\/uploaded_images\/latinoheatclassicstash120505-732697.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/mattstooks.com\/uploaded_images\/latinoheatclassicstash120505-731224.jpeg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>That may solve one problem. But looking at the above photograph, I&#8217;m wondering if Satan played a part, becoming enraged with Latino&#8217;s superior, acrobatic facial hair maneuvers.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"width: 214px; height: 160px;\" src=\"http:\/\/mattstooks.com\/satanisnolatino120505.jpg\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The WWE, formerly known as the WWF, is going to start testing wrestlers for drugs and steroids after Eddie &#8220;Latino Heat&#8221; Guerrero died a few weeks ago. They didn&#8217;t find drugs in his system, but he used to dance with the white lady a couple years back.That may solve one problem. But looking at the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4pzeu-2p","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=149"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}