{"id":218,"date":"2006-04-20T14:38:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-20T14:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattstooks.kcmarketer.com\/?p=218"},"modified":"2026-10-10T11:20:23","modified_gmt":"2026-10-10T16:20:23","slug":"stooks-is-the-father-of-my-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/?p=218","title":{"rendered":"Stooks is the father of my baby!"},"content":{"rendered":"

UPDATE!!!<\/span> Almost forgot to put a call from the High Lady that we got after the show<\/a>. She’s also the quote of the day at the bottom of this post. <\/p>\n

Which are the real Blanche and Dorothy?<\/a> You decide.<\/p>\n

And a stoner called in to celebrate 4\/20<\/a>.<\/p>\n

But the biggest item of the day is a series of emails I’ve received. This is one of the many perks of being in radio.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
Subject:<\/td>\n I got a question<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
To:<\/td>\n“Matt Stooks” <\/mattstooks><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n
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Stooks, i have been listening to the show a long time ago, and let me tell you that you and Chris are totally awesome cool people, i think that you both should feel pretty darn happy about having the job that you have, i just wanted to tell you that i love the show and that you guys make it totally fun, well that’s all i have to say, if you want to email me back you can.<\/div>\n
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PS: i love when you make fun of Britney Spears, keep doing it!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/span><\/p>\n

I emailed her back, saying “thanks for listening, blah, blah, blah.”<\/p>\n

Then, I get…<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n\n
Subject:<\/td>\n Thankyou<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
To:<\/td>\n“Matt Stooks” <\/mattstooks><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n <\/form>\n

I just wanted to say thanks for emailing me back you are awesome, when can i meet you??? I live in Junction City.<\/span><\/p>\n

Okay, things were starting to get a little creepy. Then, I get the following email from a different girl:<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
Subject:<\/td>\n i chated with your girl on univision<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
To:<\/td>\nmattstooks@mattstooks.com<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n <\/form>\n

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Hey, Its, ana<\/div>\n
Well , tell your girl ,. im sorry for not being able to keep speacking i got this bad situation going on in the hotel where i work1! Crazy old lady!! long story !! But its over , when i went back to talk to her , she was gone!! She a realy nice gal! Im happy for both of you and the baby to come!! Good luck with everything!! ~ Ana (lilimex03) univision.com<\/div>\n

I figured they had the wrong email address or something. Boy was I wrong. I got this email from the first girl.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
Subject:<\/td>\n I AM SO SORRY<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
To:<\/td>\n“Matt Stooks” <\/mattstooks><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n <\/form>\n

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MAT, I AM REALLY SORRY!!!!!!!!!! I AM A STUPID PERSON, PLEASE I HAVE SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU, FRIDAY, I WAS TALKING TO THIS GIRL THAT THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS COOL ENOUGH TO MAKE ME FEEL BAD, SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE HAD AN 8 MONTH BABY AND THAT HER BOYFRIEND AND HER WERE ABOUT TO GET MARRIED IN APRIL 28, SO MS. I AM SO STUPID (ME) I GOT SO JEALOUS THAT I TOLD HER THAT YOU WERE MY BOYFRIEND, AND THE WORST THAT WE WERE ABOUT TO HAVE A BABY, PLEASE FORGIVE ME, I WAS JUST SO JEALOUS BECAUSE SHE HAS ALL THE THINGS THAT I WANT TO HAVE, IF YOU HAVE RECEIVED ANY EMALI FROM ANY FEMALE, PLEASE DO NOT REPLY HER, I HOPE THAT YOU CAN UNDERSTAND ME, THE QUESTION NOW IS: “WILL YOU EVER FORGIVE ME???” PLEASE REPLY AND IF YOU HATE ME YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO HATE ME, YOU ARE A GREAT PERSON, I AM REALLY SORRY<\/div>\n
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PS: WILL YOU EVER FORGIVE ME???<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Trixie was the first woman to ever use her own nose for artificial insemination.<\/p>\n

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Today’s Daily Quote of the Day for Today: “Well, I’d sleep with her bones. And I wouldn’t tell a soul.” – The High Lady, after Stooks told her she couldn’t sleep with the President’s Grandmother because of her inability to be alive. <\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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