{"id":222,"date":"2006-04-26T14:39:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-26T14:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattstooks.kcmarketer.com\/?p=222"},"modified":"2006-04-26T14:39:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-26T14:39:00","slug":"crazy-for-swayze","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/?p=222","title":{"rendered":"Crazy for Swayze"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Once again, someone called our show looking for &#8220;Swap Shop.&#8221;  We made an exception and <a href=\"http:\/\/mattstooks.com\/stooks042606swapshopmurder.mp3\">let him share his items<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mattstooks.com\/stooks042606swayzereacharound.mp3\">Discussion on last night&#8217;s <\/a><em><a href=\"http:\/\/mattstooks.com\/stooks042606swayzereacharound.mp3\">American Idol<\/a> <\/em>led to a frightening Patrick Swayze reach-a-round reference. <\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/mattstooks.com\/swayzereacharound042606.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">&#8220;Swayze, hands off my clay phallus.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><em><span style=\"font-size:100%;\">Today&#8217;s Daily Quote of the Day for Today: &#8220;Abdul&#8217;s &#8216;dumb&#8217; is chemically induced.&#8221; &#8211; Chris Casey, saying Kellie Pickler would win in a &#8216;Dumb-off&#8217; because she&#8217;s naturally moronic.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"font-size:100%;\">***Coming soon to <em>Stooks in the Morning<\/em>: Patrick Swayze&#8217;s Pottery Barn for Kids.***<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once again, someone called our show looking for &#8220;Swap Shop.&#8221; We made an exception and let him share his items. Discussion on last night&#8217;s American Idol led to a frightening Patrick Swayze reach-a-round reference. &#8220;Swayze, hands off my clay phallus.&#8221; Today&#8217;s Daily Quote of the Day for Today: &#8220;Abdul&#8217;s &#8216;dumb&#8217; is chemically induced.&#8221; &#8211; Chris [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4pzeu-3A","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=222"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}