{"id":248,"date":"2006-05-23T14:42:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-23T14:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattstooks.kcmarketer.com\/?p=248"},"modified":"2006-05-23T14:42:00","modified_gmt":"2006-05-23T14:42:00","slug":"dumpster-diving-and-dogs-on-the-phone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/?p=248","title":{"rendered":"Dumpster Diving and Dogs on the Phone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s dumpster diving season in Manhattan. <\/p>\n<p>We were talking about some of the questionable things people are willing to take home with them, when a woman calls in telling me to &#8220;stop smashing&#8221; people who dumpster dive.  After she hangs up, a stoner calls in and insults her.  That&#8217;s where the segment stopped on the air. <\/p>\n<p>But listeners didn&#8217;t hear her call back in and unleash a slew of profanities about the stoner.  <a href=\"http:\/\/mattstooks.com\/stooks052306dumpsterdiverinsults.mp3\">Here&#8217;s the whole thing pieced together for your enjoyment<\/a>.  Definitely a classic.  Too bad I couldn&#8217;t get it edited quick enough to get on the air this morning. <\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/mattstooks.com\/dumpsterdive052306.jpg\" \/><br \/>Wow!  There&#8217;s a toaster, a pillow and a human jawbone in here!  Jackpot!<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Every boss I&#8217;ve had in radio says &#8220;one thought per break,&#8221; so you don&#8217;t confuse the listener.  So we decided <a href=\"http:\/\/mattstooks.com\/stooks052306aceyoungand24.mp3\">to have a break that went all over the place<\/a>.  <\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Here&#8217;s a <a href=\"http:\/\/mattstooks.com\/stooks052306caninerequest.mp3\">clip of a dog calling the show<\/a>.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s dumpster diving season in Manhattan. We were talking about some of the questionable things people are willing to take home with them, when a woman calls in telling me to &#8220;stop smashing&#8221; people who dumpster dive. After she hangs up, a stoner calls in and insults her. That&#8217;s where the segment stopped on the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-248","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4pzeu-40","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/248","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=248"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/248\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}