{"id":250,"date":"2006-05-25T01:06:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-25T01:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattstooks.kcmarketer.com\/?p=250"},"modified":"2006-05-25T01:06:00","modified_gmt":"2006-05-25T01:06:00","slug":"hasselhoff-idol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/?p=250","title":{"rendered":"Hasselhoff Idol"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Did you see Hasselhoff crying when they announced Taylor Hicks as the winner?<\/p>\n<p>I was just going to do a halftime post, but that was too classic. <\/p>\n<p>Ben Stiller and Heather Locklear together?  Ben, think before you drink&#8230;<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/mattstooks.com\/richie-sambora052406.jpg\" \/><br \/>Yeah, the guy on the right has hit that<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\">And I get that Kellie Pickler is a moron, yet <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">American Idol <\/span>shoves it 12 inches back there.  Two segments with her already?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/mattstooks.com\/kellierpickler052406.jpg\" \/><br \/>&#8220;What&#8217;s a stupid ass?&#8221;<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Did you see Hasselhoff crying when they announced Taylor Hicks as the winner? I was just going to do a halftime post, but that was too classic. Ben Stiller and Heather Locklear together? Ben, think before you drink&#8230; Yeah, the guy on the right has hit that And I get that Kellie Pickler is a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-250","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4pzeu-42","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=250"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}