{"id":256,"date":"2006-06-01T14:42:00","date_gmt":"2006-06-01T14:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattstooks.kcmarketer.com\/?p=256"},"modified":"2006-06-01T14:42:00","modified_gmt":"2006-06-01T14:42:00","slug":"pukey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/?p=256","title":{"rendered":"Pukey"},"content":{"rendered":"

Chris was sick yesterday, barfed three times, and made it to the bathroom every time. He didn’t defecate his pants, either!<\/p>\n

So, we started talking with our callers about those times when we didn’t quite make it in time<\/a>.<\/p>\n


“Pokey totally got me Helen-Keller-faced last night!”<\/p>\n

Once again, we got a caller for “Swap Shop” who had some interesting items for sale<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Remember Steve, our new sales guy? We’ve been playing practical jokes on him since he got here. He’s a little under the weather today. Chris brought Steve a treat to speed along his recovery.<\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Chris was sick yesterday, barfed three times, and made it to the bathroom every time. He didn’t defecate his pants, either! So, we started talking with our callers about those times when we didn’t quite make it in time. “Pokey totally got me Helen-Keller-faced last night!” Once again, we got a caller for “Swap Shop” […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-256","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s4pzeu-pukey","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=256"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}