{"id":26,"date":"2005-02-02T01:40:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-02T01:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattstooks.kcmarketer.com\/?p=26"},"modified":"2005-02-02T01:40:00","modified_gmt":"2005-02-02T01:40:00","slug":"disturbing-news-flash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/?p=26","title":{"rendered":"Disturbing news flash"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Bird brains not as primitive as once thought&#8221; is the headline to <a href=\"http:\/\/story.news.yahoo.com\/news?tmpl=story&#038;cid=585&amp;amp;ncid=585&#038;e=5&amp;u=\/nm\/20050131\/sc_nm\/science_birdbrain_dc\">this story.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/mattstooks.com\/bigbird.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>So the next time someone calls you &#8220;Bird Brain,&#8221; smile, and say, &#8220;Thank you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Too bad. That was a good insult.<br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Bird brains not as primitive as once thought&#8221; is the headline to this story. So the next time someone calls you &#8220;Bird Brain,&#8221; smile, and say, &#8220;Thank you.&#8221; Too bad. That was a good insult.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4pzeu-q","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}