{"id":261,"date":"2006-06-05T14:18:00","date_gmt":"2006-06-05T14:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattstooks.kcmarketer.com\/?p=261"},"modified":"2006-06-05T14:18:00","modified_gmt":"2006-06-05T14:18:00","slug":"youre-fat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/?p=261","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;re fat!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\">\n<div style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: left\">Every once and awhile we feel the need to correct some sloppy advice from Men&#8217;s and Women&#8217;s magazines.<\/p>\n<p>Today was all about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.askmen.com\/dating\/curtsmith_100\/144b_dating_advice.html\">Askmen.com&#8217;s advice on tricking a loved one into losing weight<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mattstooks.com\/stooks060506fattips.mp3\">Our lady listeners called to put this bad advice in its place<\/a>.<\/div>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/mattstooks.com\/fatcoaster060506.jpg\" \/><br \/>The nightmare that inspired Al Roker to lose some weight.<\/p>\n<div style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: left\">Tonight is the season finale of &#8220;Deal or No Deal.&#8221; Celine Dion is guest starring for some reason.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mattstooks.com\/stooks060506dealfinalebankercall.mp3\">Despite his busy schedule, The Banker found time to call the show this morning<\/a>. <\/div>\n<div style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: left\"> <\/div>\n<div style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: left\">We also put two bits on the site this weekend, so make sure you scroll down to check those out.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every once and awhile we feel the need to correct some sloppy advice from Men&#8217;s and Women&#8217;s magazines. Today was all about Askmen.com&#8217;s advice on tricking a loved one into losing weight. Our lady listeners called to put this bad advice in its place. The nightmare that inspired Al Roker to lose some weight. Tonight [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-261","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4pzeu-4d","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/261","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=261"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/261\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=261"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=261"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=261"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}