{"id":318,"date":"2006-07-26T14:03:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-26T14:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattstooks.kcmarketer.com\/?p=318"},"modified":"2006-07-26T14:03:00","modified_gmt":"2006-07-26T14:03:00","slug":"its-electric","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/?p=318","title":{"rendered":"It’s Electric!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Manhattan has closed Northview Pool because you get a static shock when you get into the pool. <\/p>\n

The parks superintendent said “What was rediscovered was one or two volts of intermittent static electricity that is similar to if you were to rub your feet across the carpet and touch somebody.”<\/p>\n

It made us ask the question “Who would you like to static electricty shock by rubbing your feet across the carpet and poking someone?”<\/p>\n

Segment 1<\/a>
Segment 2 (with the “Swap Shop Guy”)<\/a><\/div>\n

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\"\"<\/a>“I knew Weird Al’s talents weren’t of this world…”<\/div>\n

In other show activity…<\/p>\n

“The Johnny Kaw Radio Show.” Today’s topic: hiding a mouth sore<\/a>.<\/p>\n

The Iraqi woman calls Rupert Murdoch a chemical weapon for messing with MySpace<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Chris and I go head-to-head with “Movie Trivia Time.” It ends in violence<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Manhattan has closed Northview Pool because you get a static shock when you get into the pool. The parks superintendent said “What was rediscovered was one or two volts of intermittent static electricity that is similar to if you were to rub your feet across the carpet and touch somebody.” It made us ask the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-318","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4pzeu-58","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/318","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=318"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/318\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}