Leo
Crowds are definitely not doing it for you right now. You need solitude to contemplate some changes that you have to make. You also need solitude when singing your favorite \u201cNew Kids on the Block\u201d tunes. Especially since your singing talents are only slightly better than Donnie Walberg’s.<\/p>\n
Sagittarius
Someone’s picking up on the unconscious distress signals you’ve been sending. They want to reach out to you, so confide your feelings instead of brushing them off. Or express your feelings with a swift kick to their groin. You’ll feel much better.<\/p>\n
Taurus
Someone craves your attention, but you’re not in a space where you can give it without feeling drained. If anyone knows how to turn this negative into a positive, it’s you. You can find a way out, and it’s name is chloroform.<\/p>\n
Virgo
You know that putting off the inevitable almost always leads to anxiety. In fact, when does procrastinating ever lead to something good? No, the time when you procrastinated on that plot against your high school gym teacher who ended up being mauled by a koala before you could execute the deed doesn’t count as procrastinating paying off.<\/p>\n
Stooks Proverb: Great minds think alike. Bad minds think like the entire cast of Saved By The Bell: The College Years.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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