{"id":379,"date":"2006-08-25T12:27:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-25T12:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattstooks.kcmarketer.com\/?p=379"},"modified":"2006-08-25T12:27:00","modified_gmt":"2006-08-25T12:27:00","slug":"stooksoscope-for-friday-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/?p=379","title":{"rendered":"Stooksoscope for Friday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><b><span style=\"color: rgb(87, 97, 71);font-family:Arial;font-size:10;\"  >Capricorn<o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">It&#8217;s so satisfying to check off the items on your &#8216;to-do&#8217; list until you reach the end.<span style=\"\">  <\/span>Don\u2019t try to skip over the item about borrowing your grandpa\u2019s weed eater to clean out your mother\u2019s back hair.<span style=\"\">  <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><b><span style=\"color: rgb(87, 97, 71);font-family:Arial;font-size:10;\"  ><o:p> <\/o:p><br \/>Gemini<o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">A tiny opportunity to be kind can lead to something big. Help a senior citizen go grocery shopping. Pick up trash in a local park. Manually remove Reginald\u2019s lazy eye.<span style=\"\">  <\/span>It\u2019s creeping everyone out.<span style=\"\">  <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><b><span style=\"color: rgb(87, 97, 71);font-family:Arial;font-size:10;\"  ><o:p> <\/o:p><br \/>Libra<o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Are your finances in good shape? If so, keep up the good work. If not, then it&#8217;s time to look at your budget and what you&#8217;re buying. Do you really need that custom Slip \u2018N\u2019 Slide with Pamela Anderson\u2019s chest painted down the middle.<span style=\"\">  <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><b><span style=\"color: rgb(87, 97, 71);font-family:Arial;font-size:10;\"  ><o:p> <\/o:p><br \/>Pisces<o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Your hobby becomes so absorbing that you look for even more ways to make it a part of your regular, workaday life. Unfortunately doing manicures on severed arms might get the law on your back.<span style=\"\">  <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><o:p> <\/o:p><br \/>Stooks Proverb:<span style=\"\">  <\/span><span style=\"\">  <\/span>Love is blind.<span style=\"\">  <\/span>You see, someone gauged its eyes out for wife-coveting in biblical times.<span style=\"\">  <\/span><o:p><\/o:p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Capricorn It&#8217;s so satisfying to check off the items on your &#8216;to-do&#8217; list until you reach the end. Don\u2019t try to skip over the item about borrowing your grandpa\u2019s weed eater to clean out your mother\u2019s back hair. Gemini A tiny opportunity to be kind can lead to something big. Help a senior citizen go [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-379","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4pzeu-67","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=379"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=379"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=379"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=379"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}