{"id":388,"date":"2006-08-30T12:11:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-30T12:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattstooks.kcmarketer.com\/?p=388"},"modified":"2006-08-30T12:11:00","modified_gmt":"2006-08-30T12:11:00","slug":"stooksoscope-for-wednesday-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/?p=388","title":{"rendered":"Stooksoscope for Wednesday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><b><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(87, 97, 71);\">Capricorn<o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">You could be facing a budget crunch due to some overenthusiastic spending &#8212; or some past generosity could be getting a karmic repayment. Your past finds you when you least expect it. This could go both ways, just like Anne Heche. <\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"\"> <\/span><span style=\"\"> <\/span><br \/><b><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(87, 97, 71);\">Gemini<o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">It seems like some people are predestined to lose their cool, but you don&#8217;t even break a sweat no matter how hectic the day becomes. Wow, Rush was right about painkillers.<span style=\"\">  <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><b><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(87, 97, 71);\"><o:p> <\/o:p><br \/>Libra<o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">It&#8217;s easy to be defined by our problems &#8212; and scary to let go of them. Just be glad you\u2019re not aware that everyone else defines you by one word: bouncy.<span style=\"\">  <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><b><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(87, 97, 71);\"><o:p> <\/o:p><br \/>Pisces<o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Recycling. A wonky door hinge. Saying &#8216;I&#8217;m sorry.&#8217; It&#8217;s so easy to let the little things accumulate, and before you know it, it feels like everything is falling apart, like <st1:place>Cher<\/st1:place>\u2019s face. There goes her nose.<span style=\"\">  <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><o:p> <\/o:p><br \/>Stooks Proverb:<span style=\"\">  <\/span><span style=\"\"> <\/span>The early bird gets the worm.<span style=\"\">  <\/span>The late bird gets EPT.<span style=\"\">  <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Capricorn You could be facing a budget crunch due to some overenthusiastic spending &#8212; or some past generosity could be getting a karmic repayment. Your past finds you when you least expect it. This could go both ways, just like Anne Heche. Gemini It seems like some people are predestined to lose their cool, but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-388","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4pzeu-6g","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/388","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=388"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/388\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}