{"id":436,"date":"2006-09-20T14:14:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-20T14:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattstooks.kcmarketer.com\/?p=436"},"modified":"2006-09-20T14:14:00","modified_gmt":"2006-09-20T14:14:00","slug":"whats-the-matter-with-kansas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/?p=436","title":{"rendered":"What’s the matter with Kansas?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Studio 60 <\/em>debuted Monday night. Good show. I highly recommend. However, the show fell back on a Kansas joke implying we’re a state full of hicks and dumbasses.<\/p>\n

We asked “Why does Hollywood hate Kansas so much?”<\/p>\n

Segment 1 – “I’m from Cali. Blah, blah, blah.”<\/a> (5:01)<\/p>\n

Segment 2 – Kirstie and Don Johnson are responsible<\/a> (3:28)<\/p>\n

Segment 3 – “What about Montana?”<\/a> (5:13)<\/p>\n

Segment 4 – It’s all because the Wizard of Oz!<\/a> (3:23)<\/p>\n

Segment 5 – “I like Kansas, yes I do!”<\/a> (4:04)<\/p>\n

\"\"“I haven’t seen one tornado yet. This is horse crap.”<\/p>\n

Here’s a fun break about rainbows (1:20)<\/a>.<\/p>\n

The New Tickle Me Elmo: Pedophile edition<\/a> (2:48).<\/p>\n

This guy isn’t buying one more Tickle Me Elmo<\/a> (2:00).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Studio 60 debuted Monday night. Good show. I highly recommend. However, the show fell back on a Kansas joke implying we’re a state full of hicks and dumbasses. We asked “Why does Hollywood hate Kansas so much?” Segment 1 – “I’m from Cali. Blah, blah, blah.” (5:01) Segment 2 – Kirstie and Don Johnson are […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-436","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4pzeu-72","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/436","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=436"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/436\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=436"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=436"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=436"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}