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Get ready to see Screech perform the Dirty Sanchez and experiment with other bodily fluids<\/a>. I’m not joking. There’s a 40 minute sex tape, “Saved by the Smell” (still not kidding). Someone actually owns the rights to what sounds like a really filthy video, and is looking for a distributor.<\/p>\n


“You probably thought you’d see Slater’s dong first, didn’t ya?”<\/p>\n

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Serious baby daddy drama for Anna Nicole Smith. Her lawyer says he’s the father<\/a>. Unfortunately, her ex says the same thing. Call Maury!<\/p>\n

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes went out for his mom’s 70th birthday<\/a>. They did a good job pretending to love each other in public. Also, scroll down in this story<\/a> for an odd story about the Cruise family appearance in Vanity Fair. <\/span>Vendors in L.A. say people are buying five copies at a time. Their guess? Scientologists are buying up the magazine to keep Tom famous.<\/p>\n

Classic Lohan story from <\/a>Star<\/a>. <\/span>Her boyfriend broke up with her at a club, where she was invited by the Hilton sisters. Then, at the after hours at Paris’ place, Lohan-hater Brandon Davis (he called her a “firecrotch”) started making fun of her for the breakup. Kevin Connolly (Nicky Hilton’s boyfriend) got sick of hearing Brandon be a jerk, so he punched him in the face. Then, Paris and Nicky consoled Lindsay.<\/p>\n

Naomi Campbell didn’t show up for her court appearance<\/a>. This was for the charges she assaulted her maid with a cellphone. It looks like she won’t get arrested, though. I bet she could kick some serious ass in prison.<\/p>\n

“R Line,” Seacrest’s clothing line, has failed miserably<\/a>. I guess some gay clothing stores wouldn’t carry them. Here’s a good quote: “Ironically, if Ryan were gay and had come out publicly, the shirts probably would have sold like hot cakes!”<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n


“Ten bucks says I can get this mic down my throat.”<\/p>\n

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It looks like Chevy Chase will play a Mel Gibson-like Anti-Semite, complete with a drunk driving scene when he guests on <\/a>Law & Order<\/a>. <\/span>Except this time, his clothes are soaked in blood. Wow, looks like they threw “killing a Jew” into the creative liberties process.<\/p>\n

Nicole Richie says she doesn’t miss Paris Hilton<\/a>. And she says they will never reconcile. And she says, wait, hold on, she’s puking. Nevermind. I guess that was it.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n


“Ellllllliiiiiiiiiiooooooooootttt.”<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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