{"id":477,"date":"2006-10-10T12:31:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-10T12:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattstooks.kcmarketer.com\/?p=477"},"modified":"2006-10-10T12:31:00","modified_gmt":"2006-10-10T12:31:00","slug":"stooksoscope-for-tuesday-14","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/?p=477","title":{"rendered":"Stooksoscope for Tuesday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><b><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(87, 97, 71);\">Aquarius<o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Someone says something that strikes a nerve &#8212; but you&#8217;re determined not to show that it got to you. Hey, you&#8217;re human &#8212; go ahead and reveal the effects. That way it won&#8217;t turn into resentment, just a nasty rash to horrify your family and friends.<span style=\"\">  <\/span><b><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(87, 97, 71);\"><o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><b><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(87, 97, 71);\"><o:p> <\/o:p><br \/>Cancer<o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Why not give yourself a break and let life do the work? Rather than planning and micromanaging every aspect of your existence, learn to deal with what happens in the here and now &#8212; and, better yet, enjoy it.<span style=\"\">  <\/span>While you\u2019re at it, buy a new recliner for all your \u2018sitting there\u2019 needs.<o:p><\/o:p><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><b><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(87, 97, 71);\"><o:p> <\/o:p><br \/>Scorpio<o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Start off the day in a leisurely, sensual fashion. Enjoy your body and the environment. But if your boss catches you sucking your own toes again, there\u2019s gonna be trouble.<span style=\"\">  <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><b><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(87, 97, 71);\"><o:p> <\/o:p><br \/>Aries <o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">What do French fries, bad pop music and a trashy book have in common? They&#8217;re all fun and nutritionally worthless. They\u2019re also in Mark Mangino\u2019s belly button at the moment.<span style=\"\">  <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><o:p> <\/o:p><br \/>Stooks Proverb: Why buy the cow when you can have the milk for free?<span style=\"\">  <\/span>If you want to ride it.<span style=\"\">  <\/span><b><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(87, 97, 71);\"><o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/b> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aquarius Someone says something that strikes a nerve &#8212; but you&#8217;re determined not to show that it got to you. Hey, you&#8217;re human &#8212; go ahead and reveal the effects. That way it won&#8217;t turn into resentment, just a nasty rash to horrify your family and friends. Cancer Why not give yourself a break and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-477","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4pzeu-7H","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/477","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=477"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/477\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=477"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=477"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=477"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}