{"id":48,"date":"2005-02-16T16:47:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-16T16:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattstooks.kcmarketer.com\/?p=48"},"modified":"2005-02-16T16:47:00","modified_gmt":"2005-02-16T16:47:00","slug":"dawson-can-solve-all-our-problems","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/?p=48","title":{"rendered":"Dawson can solve all our problems"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think James Van Der Beek should adopt his Dawson persona and be a top U.S. Ambassador. He definitely couldn&#8217;t pull it off as James Van Der Beek. People would resent him for his last name. But if he were Dawson, he could change the world.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"width: 311px; height: 231px;\" src=\"http:\/\/mattstooks.com\/katie_holmes.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\">Doesn&#8217;t Katie Holmes look hot in that picture?<\/p>\n<p>Dawson talked Joey out of abandoning her dream of winning a talent competition on one of today&#8217;s episodes of Dawson&#8217;s Creek in the four-hour block on TBS.<\/p>\n<p>When hasn&#8217;t Dawson helped someone reach the right conclusion?<\/p>\n<p>Dawson for President!<\/p>\n<p>(Paid for by Dawson-Danza &#8217;08).<\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think James Van Der Beek should adopt his Dawson persona and be a top U.S. Ambassador. He definitely couldn&#8217;t pull it off as James Van Der Beek. People would resent him for his last name. But if he were Dawson, he could change the world. Doesn&#8217;t Katie Holmes look hot in that picture? Dawson [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-48","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4pzeu-M","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=48"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=48"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=48"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=48"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}