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This is the third story about Angelina Jolie’s bodyguards getting a bit too intense<\/a> in India. A photographer says one of the hired Indian security guards punched him and then pulled a gun on him. He was also verbally abused.<\/p>\n

Tara Reid is talking about her deformed boobs a lot lately<\/a>. She also says “Taradise,” the reality show that followed her partying, ruined her career. But I’m thinking it was the “maybe I can score with Tara Reid if I cast her” mentality was the reason she had a career in the first place. So now that she resembles a “safety first with your deli slicer” poster, that’s not so much the case anymore.<\/p>\n

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“Survey says: Freddy Krueger.”<\/div>\n

Michael Jackson’s spokesperson says he hasn’t been to St. Tropez, France in years. So there’s no way pictures of him in women’s clothing could be him<\/a>. And since he wasn’t treating a 12-year-old like a sock puppet, I know it wasn’t him.<\/p>\n

Katie Holmes parents are threatening to boycott her wedding if all she’s going to do is have a pretend wedding with the Scientologists<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Scroll down the same article, and you’ll find out about Britney Spears plans to get back in prime shape for Federline’s record release on Halloween<\/a>. And if she can’t get back to her old self, she can always just say she’s going as white trash for Halloween.<\/p>\n

Madonna has a new children’s book coming out October 24th. Some believe that may be her motive<\/a> for trying to adopt a kid from Malawi, rather than a simple desire to ruin an impoverished kid’s life. In the meantime, some human rights groups are going to try to stop the adoption Monday in court<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Jennifer Aniston bought a $15 million home in Beverly Hills<\/a>. That house better come with Luke Perry for that price.<\/p>\n

Bill Murray partied with some students in Scotland<\/a>. He even helped was some dishes. That’s cool as hell. I don’t think he does the panty drop as good as Paris, though, so I doubt anything too scandalous happened.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This is the third story about Angelina Jolie’s bodyguards getting a bit too intense in India. A photographer says one of the hired Indian security guards punched him and then pulled a gun on him. He was also verbally abused. Tara Reid is talking about her deformed boobs a lot lately. She also says “Taradise,” […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-490","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4pzeu-7U","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/490","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=490"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/490\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=490"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=490"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=490"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}