{"id":5,"date":"2005-01-18T15:15:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-18T15:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattstooks.kcmarketer.com\/?p=5"},"modified":"2005-01-18T15:15:00","modified_gmt":"2005-01-18T15:15:00","slug":"you-spin-me-round-like-a-record","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/?p=5","title":{"rendered":"You Spin Me &#8216;Round (Like a Record)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What does it say when one of your city&#8217;s biggest issues is roundabouts?<\/p>\n<p>Apparently, some people can&#8217;t figure out how to drive around a circle. They&#8217;re as clumsy as Zack Morris before he took dance lessons to be on &#8220;Dance Party,&#8221; starring Casey Kasem.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/mattstooks.com\/zack.JPG\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Yeah, roundabouts can be obnoxious and a little too European for my taste, but they aren&#8217;t exactly the most taxing event of my day.<\/p>\n<p>But nothing&#8217;s that easy in Lawrence.<\/p>\n<p>So, we&#8217;re faced with an amazing dilemma. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ljworld.com\/section\/citynews\/story\/193525\">Do you educate the public on how to use the roundabouts? Or do you limit the number of roundabouts in the city? <\/a><\/p>\n<p>How about a sign that says &#8220;Enter at your own risk.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What does it say when one of your city&#8217;s biggest issues is roundabouts? Apparently, some people can&#8217;t figure out how to drive around a circle. They&#8217;re as clumsy as Zack Morris before he took dance lessons to be on &#8220;Dance Party,&#8221; starring Casey Kasem. Yeah, roundabouts can be obnoxious and a little too European for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4pzeu-5","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}