{"id":502,"date":"2006-10-18T23:59:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-18T23:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattstooks.kcmarketer.com\/?p=502"},"modified":"2006-10-18T23:59:00","modified_gmt":"2006-10-18T23:59:00","slug":"scoop-34","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/?p=502","title":{"rendered":"Scoop"},"content":{"rendered":"

You could have Kevin Federline at your next party for just $15 thousand<\/a>. You just have to let him promote his CD. And have a fully stocked pantry of Cheetos.<\/p>\n


Inventor: The “Sunglass in the Wife Beater” look<\/p>\n

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Shocking news: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ wedding plans have changed<\/a>. They’ll get married next month in Italy, but not at George Clooney’s place. I knew he wasn’t freakish enough to let Tom Cruise use his home.<\/p>\n

Madonna and Guy Ritchie have finally been spotted in England<\/a>. Madonna went to her pilates session. Guy went on a bike ride. Their new baby boy got to spend some more time without them. Maybe she isn’t such a bad parent, after all. The tabloids say she’s looking into getting a girl next<\/a>.<\/p>\n

It looks like Eddie Murphy is going to be a new baby daddy, too<\/a>! He and Scary Spice are expecting. Who would’ve thought simply getting knocked up by Eddie Murphy could get someone other than Posh in the press.<\/p>\n

Omarosa has new boobs<\/a>. She’s talking about it publicly to “avoid speculation.” I don’t know how much speculating you really need to do, though:<\/p>\n

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“Let’s see Mr. Trump fire me now!”<\/div>\n

Random: Lance Armstrong and Matthew McConaughey are really close friends<\/a>. With his lung capacity, you’d think Lance would upset Matthew by smoking all his pot in one draw.<\/p>\n

The Enquirer says O.J. is getting $3.5 million to describe how he killed his ex and her lover “blow by blow.” <\/a>Why do I get the feeling “then I watched Naked Gun 33 1\/3” will be in the book?<\/p>\n

Also from The Enquirer: Isaiah Washington may lose his job as Dr. Burke on Grey’s Anatomy for what he said before choking Patrick Dempsey on the set<\/a>: “I’m not your little faggot like (name withheld).” Gay bashing and attacking the male lead on the set don’t usually guarantee job security. <\/p>\n

Sharon Osbourne is having her gastric bypass surgery undone and turning to psychotherapy instead to control her eating<\/a>. That poor psychiatrist. <\/p>\n

No Paris Hilton or Lohan story? WTF?! <\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You could have Kevin Federline at your next party for just $15 thousand. You just have to let him promote his CD. And have a fully stocked pantry of Cheetos. Inventor: The “Sunglass in the Wife Beater” look Shocking news: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ wedding plans have changed. They’ll get married next month in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-502","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4pzeu-86","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/502","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=502"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/502\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=502"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=502"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=502"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}