{"id":557,"date":"2006-11-14T15:24:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-14T15:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattstooks.kcmarketer.com\/?p=557"},"modified":"2006-11-14T15:24:00","modified_gmt":"2006-11-14T15:24:00","slug":"what-kind-of-old-person-will-you-be","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/?p=557","title":{"rendered":"What kind of old person will you be?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Last week, I went to the gas station. As I was about to pay, an old woman came in and made a scene about the credit card machine not reading her card at the pump. She was being unreasonable thinking she might get charged twice. Unreasonable like a fox. I think certain old people take advantage of being old by trying to cheat their way to free gasoline and other various items.<\/p>\n

We asked our listeners, what kind of old person will you be?<\/p>\n

Segment 1 – I know how the old people operate (2:52)<\/a><\/p>\n

Segment 2 – The Player (1:00)<\/a><\/p>\n

Segment 3 – The old perv (4:45)<\/a><\/p>\n

Segment 4 – Faking it for a rascal (2:16) <\/a><\/p>\n

Segment 5 – Why don’t walkers come with tennis balls alreday attached? (7:33)<\/a><\/p>\n

Segment 6 – Classic High Lady. Warning: contains singing while Chris Casey provides a human beat box (2:40)<\/a><\/div>\n

<\/p>\n


“How can I screw IHOP today?”<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

We even had an old man call us, thinking we were Swap Shop (2:47).<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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