{"id":572,"date":"2006-11-20T14:52:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-20T14:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattstooks.kcmarketer.com\/?p=572"},"modified":"2006-11-20T14:52:00","modified_gmt":"2006-11-20T14:52:00","slug":"holiday-shopping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/?p=572","title":{"rendered":"Holiday shopping"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you hadn&#8217;t heard, The George Michael Sports Machine, in all of its crappy graphics glory, is going off the air.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/mattstooks.com\/stooks112006helenkeller.mp3\">Luckily, they&#8217;re replacing it with The Helen Keller Sports Machine<\/a> (0:59).<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/mattstooks.com\/georgemichael112006.JPG\" \/><br \/>&#8220;Canceled?! But we just got our new Atari graphics system!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\">The holiday shopping season started a little early this year with people shooting each other over the PS3 and acting slightly less violent over the Nintendo Wii.<\/p>\n<p>We had a little discussion on how holiday shopping turns ordinary people into the pinnacle of evil. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mattstooks.com\/stooks112006shop1.mp3\">Segment 1 (1:58)<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mattstooks.com\/stooks112006shop2.mp3\">Segment 2 (2:56)<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mattstooks.com\/stooks112006shop3.mp3\">Segment 3 (1:03)<\/a><\/p>\n<p>With Thanksgiving coming up this Thursday, one of our listeners wants to provide a public service announcement.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mattstooks.com\/stooks112006cranberry.mp3\">Hear all about the benefits of cranberries and cranberry sauce<\/a> (3:29).<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you hadn&#8217;t heard, The George Michael Sports Machine, in all of its crappy graphics glory, is going off the air. Luckily, they&#8217;re replacing it with The Helen Keller Sports Machine (0:59). &#8220;Canceled?! But we just got our new Atari graphics system!&#8221; The holiday shopping season started a little early this year with people shooting [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-572","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-show-clips"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4pzeu-9e","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/572","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=572"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/572\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=572"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=572"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=572"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}