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Fox has canceled its special on O.J. Newscorp is also O.J.’s publisher, so they canceled the book, too<\/a>. “This was an ill-considered project. We are sorry for any pain this has caused the families of Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown-Simpson,” said Rupert Murdoch of Fox. So, I guess we might never know how O.J. would have killed Nicole and Ron, if he did, that is.<\/p>\n


“And this is how her face would’ve looked as I was knifing her.”<\/p>\n

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Michael Richard’s, usually known only as “Kramer from Seindfeld,” went on a racist tirade the other night at a comedy club<\/a>. A black guy had heckled him, so Kramer thought a dozen or so n-words would make up for it. You can see the video at the above link. It’s highly offensive, so keep that in mind.<\/p>\n

Michael’s not talking about it too much, but for some reason Jerry Seinfeld has released a statement<\/a>: “I am sick over this. I’m sure Michael is also sick over this horrible, horrible mistake. It is so extremely offensive. I feel terrible for all the people who have been hurt.”<\/em><\/p>\n

Britney Spears had quite the weekend in Vegas. She won $10 thousand playing Black Jack. She hit the recording studio. She even got to party with Mario Lopez<\/a>! Her big mistake: hanging out with Paris Hilton<\/a>. She was chain smoking all night, and was seen dancing around in just her fishnet stockings. Worst of all, she was dancing to Paris Hilton songs. Noooooooooooo!<\/p>\n

Don’t worry about K-Fed, he was partying it up this weekend, too. In Miami<\/a>. His DJ friend put on one of his crappy songs at the club. Then, everyone started booing and cursing “F*** K-Fed.” The DJ pleaded with the crowd, “Come on people, f*** the status quo, show this guy some love!” Meanwhile, K-Fed’s sipping on champagne and proclaiming “I’m here to stay.”<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n


“Y’all’ll remember my name when you where your hat like this.”<\/p>\n

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were walking around without there bodyguards in India<\/a>! It’s probably because they’re all in prison.<\/p>\n

Kelly Ripa is feuding with Clay Aiken<\/a>. Clay filled in for Regis Friday. Ripa says Clay crossed the line when he covered her mouth with her hand while she was talking. I wouldn’t want to taste those fingers, either.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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