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Jessica Simpson’s dad is annoyed at her for turning down a New Year’s Eve hosting gig at a club in Vegas so she could hang out with John Mayer<\/a>. Britney Spears ended up hosting the event, where she had her little pass out\/spontaneous sleep. At least Joe Simpson doesn’t touch her.<\/p>\n

Nick Lachey and Vanessa were dirty dancing at some club when Vanessa stumbled backward and out the back entrance<\/a>. Nick got annoyed and walked away while her girlfriends took care of her. <\/p>\n

TMZ.com says Jessica Alba is too skinny<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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<\/span>Moments later, Jessica’s rib cage shredded the Nerf ball.<\/div>\n

Anna Nicole Smith has until January 23 to get a paternity test<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Oprah opened a school in South Africa<\/a>. Stedman continued to sit there with a mustache.<\/p>\n

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“Stedman, you have Oprah in your stash!”<\/p>\n

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Attempting to deliver a compliment, will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas says Michael Jackson still “sings like a bird.”<\/a> Unfortunately, he still “acts like a pedophile.” <\/p>\n

The father of Madonna’s adopted son wants to know how his kid is doing but has no way of getting in contact with her<\/a>. I’m glad he reminded me to loathe her today. <\/p>\n

Will Ferrell’s son Magmus now has a little bro, Mattias<\/a>. And they can even have their first argument over who’s name is more embarassing.<\/p>\n

Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy got renewed through the 2012 season<\/a>. I just hope we see some retro facil hair on Trebek before his time’s through. <\/p>\n

Demi Moore isn’t pregnant on the cover of Vanity Fair<\/a>. She’s not creepily old enough yet. <\/p>\n

Nicole Kidman insists she go on every tour with Keith Urban<\/a>. <\/p>\n

Kelly Osbourne isn’t making any New Year’s Resolutions<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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