{"id":68,"date":"2005-03-25T12:40:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-25T12:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattstooks.kcmarketer.com\/?p=68"},"modified":"2005-03-25T12:40:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-25T12:40:00","slug":"big-lips-wins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/?p=68","title":{"rendered":"Big lips wins!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>FHM has released its <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/life\/people\/2005-03-23-fhm-sexiest-women_x.htm?POE=LIFISVA\">100 Sexiest Women in the World list.<br \/><\/a><br \/>Angelina Jolie is number one.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"382\" src=\"http:\/\/mattstooks.com\/jolie32505.jpg\" width=\"200\" \/><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Billy Bob is number two. As in a pile of ____. And his pure association with Angelina should eliminate her from the list completely. <\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Yeah, she&#8217;s hot. But she&#8217;s less sexy by association.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Alyssa Milano is number six.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">\n<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"WIDTH: 369px; HEIGHT: 250px\" height=\"479\" src=\"http:\/\/mattstooks.com\/milano3-25-05.jpg\" width=\"614\" \/><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Where&#8217;s Mona on the list?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>FHM has released its 100 Sexiest Women in the World list.Angelina Jolie is number one. Billy Bob is number two. As in a pile of ____. And his pure association with Angelina should eliminate her from the list completely. Yeah, she&#8217;s hot. But she&#8217;s less sexy by association. Alyssa Milano is number six. Where&#8217;s Mona [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-68","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4pzeu-16","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=68"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=68"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=68"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=68"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}