{"id":741,"date":"2007-02-16T12:08:00","date_gmt":"2007-02-16T12:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattstooks.kcmarketer.com\/?p=741"},"modified":"2007-02-16T12:08:00","modified_gmt":"2007-02-16T12:08:00","slug":"stooksoscope-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/?p=741","title":{"rendered":"Stooksoscope"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><b><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(87, 97, 71);\">Capricorn<span style=\"\">  <\/span>(December 22 &#8211; January 19)<o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Everybody needs some silly nonsense in his or her life. Your spirit could do with a little refreshment, so do something you haven&#8217;t done in a while. Give your spirit some Orbitz to chew on.<span style=\"\">  <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><b><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(87, 97, 71);\"><o:p> <\/o:p><br \/>Gemini<span style=\"\">  <\/span>(May 21 &#8211; June 21)<o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">The strangest things pop out of your mouth when you&#8217;re not thinking. Maybe you should brush your teeth to avoid such large tartar particles.<span style=\"\">  <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><b><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(87, 97, 71);\"><o:p> <\/o:p><br \/>Libra<span style=\"\">  <\/span>(September 23 &#8211; October 22)<o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">It&#8217;s time to go your own way. Secretly, you know what&#8217;s really important to you, but you&#8217;re also very aware of what &#8216;other people&#8217; think about your pension for egging the doors of nursing home residents. <\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><b><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(87, 97, 71);\"><o:p> <\/o:p><br \/>Pisces<span style=\"\">  <\/span>(February 19 &#8211; March 20)<o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Here you thought you&#8217;d already paid that person back, but now they&#8217;re popping into your life again. Be honest with yourself and them. Who would\u2019ve thought getting tied up with the mob would be such a bad idea?<span style=\"\">  <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><o:p> <\/o:p><br \/>Stooks Proverb: Things aren\u2019t always what they seem, especially if you\u2019re on the same stuff as Paula Abdul.<span style=\"\">  <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Capricorn (December 22 &#8211; January 19) Everybody needs some silly nonsense in his or her life. Your spirit could do with a little refreshment, so do something you haven&#8217;t done in a while. Give your spirit some Orbitz to chew on. Gemini (May 21 &#8211; June 21) The strangest things pop out of your mouth [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-741","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stooksoscope"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4pzeu-bX","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/741","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=741"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/741\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=741"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=741"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=741"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}