{"id":764,"date":"2007-02-27T17:27:00","date_gmt":"2007-02-27T17:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattstooks.kcmarketer.com\/?p=764"},"modified":"2007-02-27T17:27:00","modified_gmt":"2007-02-27T17:27:00","slug":"scoop-117","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/?p=764","title":{"rendered":"Scoop"},"content":{"rendered":"

Antonella Barba, the reigning “Miss Nevada” of American Idol, seems to taking the bad press pretty hard. Her best friend, eliminated earlier in the competition, says “She’s the least slutty person I know.”<\/a> I’m hoping she has some photographic evidence to back up that statement. Upload it. Then, we’ll see.<\/p>\n

Howard K. Stern might be a dirty bastard<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Where were you when you found out Anna Nicole died? Larry Birkhead was at the dentist<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Britney Spears’ post-partum depression may the reason why Brit medicates with cocaine and ecstasy<\/a>. Where’s Tom Cruise?<\/p>\n

Paris Hilton had an underpublicized breakup with her pet kinkajou, Baby Luv<\/a>. The monkey-dog bit her too much. The government was likely behind the breakup, as they didn’t want Baby Luv to contract Paris’ diseases and spread them to innocent animals.<\/p>\n

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“Just a little chemical testing, that’s all.”<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Eddie Murphy got pissed and walked out of the Oscars when he didn’t win<\/a>. Good.<\/p>\n

Bobby Brown is in jail, and can’t get out until he pays $20 thousand in back child support<\/a>. He doesn’t have that much, which some would find amusing.<\/p>\n

Lindsay Lohan’s looking good<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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Antonella Barba, the reigning “Miss Nevada” of American Idol, seems to taking the bad press pretty hard. Her best friend, eliminated earlier in the competition, says “She’s the least slutty person I know.” I’m hoping she has some photographic evidence to back up that statement. Upload it. Then, we’ll see. Howard K. Stern might be […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-764","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stooks-scoop"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4pzeu-ck","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/764","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=764"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/764\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=764"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=764"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=764"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}