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Britney Spears is reading Brooke Shields’ book on post partum depression. If that doesn’t take, Brooke says she would meet with Britney<\/a>. If that doesn’t take, maybe they’ll look at putting her down.<\/p>\n

Angelina Jolie filed adoption papers in Vietnam as a single parent<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Anna Nicole’s grave has become the number one tourist site in the Bahamas<\/a>. They love the exposure. I wish every day could be Anna Nicole’s funeral!<\/p>\n

Slash went to Anna Nicole’s funeral<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Donald Trump says Howard K. Stern is a “total loser.”<\/a><\/p>\n

The producers for the Simple Life rushed Nicole Richie to the hospital Friday for dehydration<\/a>. They tricked her into eating some, too.<\/p>\n

Elisabeth Hasselbeck says she and Rosie are friends, despite rumors stating otherwise<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Michael Jackson spent the weekend in Japan, shaking hands for $3500 a pop<\/a>. Wet naps not included.<\/p>\n

ABC is developing a sitcom based on the Geico caveman commercials<\/a>.<\/p>\n

One of Wolfgang Puck’s employees may have given Hepatitis A to some of his catering clients<\/a>. The health department says high profile people were possibly exposed. I just think it’d be funny if Paris caught Hepatitis A through eating.<\/p>\n

It must suck being Jim Belushi’s kid<\/a>.<\/p>\n


“I don’t like mopeds anymore, daddy.”<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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