{"id":774,"date":"2007-03-05T12:03:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-05T12:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattstooks.kcmarketer.com\/?p=774"},"modified":"2007-03-05T12:03:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-05T12:03:00","slug":"stooksoscope-17","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/?p=774","title":{"rendered":"Stooksoscope"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><b><span style=\"color: rgb(87, 97, 71);font-family:Arial;font-size:10;\"  >Leo<span style=\"\">  <\/span>(July 23 &#8211; August 22)<o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">A certain person you&#8217;re counting on may turn out to be flaky. Don&#8217;t worry, though &#8212; it&#8217;s just temporary. Tell them about Selsun Blue.<span style=\"\">  <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><b><span style=\"color: rgb(87, 97, 71);font-family:Arial;font-size:10;\"  ><o:p> <\/o:p><br \/>Sagittarius<span style=\"\">  <\/span>(November 22 &#8211; December 21)<o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Wait until some of the extraneous noise dies down before you make a decision. What you hear could change your perspective on the situation and open up a world of options, especially if what you hear is Louie Anderson in the bathroom at Olive Garden.<span style=\"\">  <\/span><b><span style=\"color: rgb(87, 97, 71);font-family:Arial;font-size:10;\"  ><o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><b><span style=\"color: rgb(87, 97, 71);font-family:Arial;font-size:10;\"  ><o:p> <\/o:p><br \/>Taurus<span style=\"\">  <\/span>(April 20 &#8211; May 20)<o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">It&#8217;s time to do some downsizing when it comes to your personal and professional life. Take control and strip away the nonessentials, starting with your Luke Perry bathmat.<span style=\"\">  <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><b><span style=\"color: rgb(87, 97, 71);font-family:Arial;font-size:10;\"  ><o:p> <\/o:p><br \/>Virgo<span style=\"\">  <\/span>(August 23 &#8211; September 22)<o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">There&#8217;s such a thing as having too much attention to detail, especially when it comes to making decisions.<span style=\"\">  <\/span>Take a breath and make a choice: paper or plastic.<span style=\"\">  <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><o:p> <\/o:p><br \/>Stooks Proverb: The eyes are the window to the soul.<span style=\"\">  <\/span>Eye boogers are the dead insects smashed to the window.<span style=\"\">  <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Leo (July 23 &#8211; August 22) A certain person you&#8217;re counting on may turn out to be flaky. Don&#8217;t worry, though &#8212; it&#8217;s just temporary. Tell them about Selsun Blue. Sagittarius (November 22 &#8211; December 21) Wait until some of the extraneous noise dies down before you make a decision. What you hear could change [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-774","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stooksoscope"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4pzeu-cu","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/774","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=774"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/774\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=774"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=774"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=774"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}