{"id":91,"date":"2005-05-05T11:05:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-05T11:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattstooks.kcmarketer.com\/?p=91"},"modified":"2005-05-05T11:05:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-05T11:05:00","slug":"paula-broke-my-heart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/?p=91","title":{"rendered":"Paula broke my heart"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cry about it some more, you no-talent, sister-beating idiot.<\/p>\n<p>Corey &#8220;I not only like to beat up women, but I like to beat up women who are my sister&#8221; Clark makes Scott Savol look good.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/mattstooks.com\/coreyclark050505.jpg\" \/>      <img decoding=\"async\" style=\"width: 210px; height: 210px;\" src=\"http:\/\/mattstooks.com\/savol050505.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\">ABC is such a piece of garbage for airing that special last night.<\/p>\n<p>By the way, did you notice that ABC was playing Corey&#8217;s terrible music throughout the entire special? <\/p>\n<p>Jeez, what journalistic integrity you must have to agree to load the show down with <a href=\"http:\/\/mattstooks.com\/corey050505.mp3\">off-key, non-catchy, awful-lyric&#8217;d garbage<\/a> so the moron could attempt to sell more than three copies of his upcoming album.<\/p>\n<p>The only proof of anything they had, was <a href=\"http:\/\/mattstooks.com\/paula050505.mp3\">Paula Abdul&#8217;s message<\/a> that they hyped up more than we hype up meaningless stories on the morning show.<\/p>\n<p>Take a listen to it, but it&#8217;s pretty much Paula saying &#8220;the press is asking questions.  I&#8217;m not sure what about.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ooooooh, what a scoop.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">American Idol <\/span>will never be the same. But that&#8217;s because Scott &#8220;I like to beat up women, but not my sister&#8221; Savol got the boot last night. Unfortunately the boot is lodged somewhere in his inner butt cheek.<\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cry about it some more, you no-talent, sister-beating idiot. Corey &#8220;I not only like to beat up women, but I like to beat up women who are my sister&#8221; Clark makes Scott Savol look good. ABC is such a piece of garbage for airing that special last night. By the way, did you notice that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4pzeu-1t","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=91"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=91"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=91"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=91"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}