{"id":92,"date":"2005-05-06T10:52:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-06T10:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattstooks.kcmarketer.com\/?p=92"},"modified":"2005-05-06T10:52:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-06T10:52:00","slug":"barhopping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/?p=92","title":{"rendered":"Barhopping"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is anyone else annoyed with organized &#8220;t-shirt&#8221; barhopping?<\/p>\n<p>This is where a frat, sorority or other organization makes up a t-shirt and goes from bar to bar.<\/p>\n<p>They arrive in their groups of 20, destroy the atmosphere of the bar, and then leave.<\/p>\n<p>Kindof like the arrival of Oliver on <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">The Brady Bunch, <\/span>but multiplied by 20, and without the ugly spectacles.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/mattstooks.com\/cousinoliver050605.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\">Haha.  I just found a picture of Oliver as an awkward adult.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/mattstooks.com\/robbieold050605.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\">Pretty creepy.  But not quite the crackwhore look of Cindy Brady today.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"width: 149px; height: 170px;\" src=\"http:\/\/mattstooks.com\/susan050605.gif\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is anyone else annoyed with organized &#8220;t-shirt&#8221; barhopping? This is where a frat, sorority or other organization makes up a t-shirt and goes from bar to bar. They arrive in their groups of 20, destroy the atmosphere of the bar, and then leave. Kindof like the arrival of Oliver on The Brady Bunch, but multiplied [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-92","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4pzeu-1u","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=92"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=92"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=92"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=92"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}