{"id":970,"date":"2007-08-08T04:34:00","date_gmt":"2007-08-08T04:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattstooks.kcmarketer.com\/?p=970"},"modified":"2007-08-08T04:34:00","modified_gmt":"2007-08-08T04:34:00","slug":"my-how-the-mighty-have-fallen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/?p=970","title":{"rendered":"My, how the mighty have fallen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a great time with my dad and brothers at Tuesday night&#8217;s Royals game.<\/p>\n<p>The Royals ended up winning, and we had a great view.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/mattstooks.com\/greatview080707.JPG\" \/><\/div>\n<p>Wait a minute.  Zoom in.  Is that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0343447\/\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Family Ties&#8217; <\/span>Michael Gross<\/a> serving Bud Light?<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/mattstooks.com\/gross080707.JPG\" \/><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\">In fact, this Michael Gross-a-like has been serving beer at Kauffman Stadium for as long as I can remember. <\/p>\n<p>Cheers, bro.  It&#8217;s been too long. <\/p>\n<p>Now, where&#8217;s the peanut guy who looks like Jean Claude Van Damme and the &#8220;come on guys let&#8217;s buy this stuff&#8221; guy? <\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a great time with my dad and brothers at Tuesday night&#8217;s Royals game. The Royals ended up winning, and we had a great view. Wait a minute. Zoom in. Is that Family Ties&#8217; Michael Gross serving Bud Light? In fact, this Michael Gross-a-like has been serving beer at Kauffman Stadium for as long [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-970","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-nonsense"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4pzeu-fE","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/970","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=970"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/970\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=970"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=970"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=970"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}