{"id":985,"date":"2007-08-28T21:45:00","date_gmt":"2007-08-28T21:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattstooks.kcmarketer.com\/?p=985"},"modified":"2007-08-28T21:45:00","modified_gmt":"2007-08-28T21:45:00","slug":"rip-internets-and-interweb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/?p=985","title":{"rendered":"R.I.P. &quot;Internets&quot; and &quot;Interweb&quot;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve decided I&#8217;m sick of hearing people say &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Internets_%28colloquialism%29\">Internets<\/a>&#8221; and &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Interweb\">Interweb<\/a>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I love Colbert as much as the next guy, but this is getting worse than overquoting Napoleon Dynamite.<\/p>\n<p>Originality, people!  Bunch of pwned n00bs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve decided I&#8217;m sick of hearing people say &#8220;Internets&#8221; and &#8220;Interweb.&#8221; I love Colbert as much as the next guy, but this is getting worse than overquoting Napoleon Dynamite. Originality, people! Bunch of pwned n00bs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[32,40,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-985","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-nonsense","category-rip","category-tech"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4pzeu-fT","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/985","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=985"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/985\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=985"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=985"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattstooks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=985"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}