Shuffled Thoughts
Goodcents smells good.
Body Odor smells bad.
They both smell exactly the same.
What's up with that?
What's the difference between barbecue, barbeque, Bar-B-Q and BBQ?
Casseroll has to be the most disgusting name for a food. Apparently everyone but me eats it.
Do you think a barber has ever slipped on a banana peel and gauged someone's eye out?
You get an "A" for effort, but effort starts with an "E." Maybe it should be "E" for effort, just to confuse a lot of degenerate children.
People who say Olive Garden is in the same class as Applebees deserve to be stir fried.
I know a guy who will shake your hand like you shake a parmisan can when all the little dispensing holes get clogged.
Body Odor smells bad.
They both smell exactly the same.
What's up with that?
What's the difference between barbecue, barbeque, Bar-B-Q and BBQ?
Casseroll has to be the most disgusting name for a food. Apparently everyone but me eats it.
Do you think a barber has ever slipped on a banana peel and gauged someone's eye out?
You get an "A" for effort, but effort starts with an "E." Maybe it should be "E" for effort, just to confuse a lot of degenerate children.
People who say Olive Garden is in the same class as Applebees deserve to be stir fried.
I know a guy who will shake your hand like you shake a parmisan can when all the little dispensing holes get clogged.
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