Shopping cart violation
The French-kissing bumper guy returned today, but he made a shopping cart his victim.
Multiple captions:
The Ogden Community Center Employee of the Month
Wal-Mart: your photo, hair and dental headquarters
"I still have three good years of corn-cob-eatin' ahead of me."
Axl Rose thought he could advance his career as a woman
Frank didn't need Cialis, he needed a paper bag
The head stripper at Junction City's "The G-Spot"
"Take 40 years off her, and I'd do her," said the Manhattan Parks Employee.
Vote for your favorite!
4 Comments:
I enjoyed the bit with Hansel. Esepecially his Wooldrige-ism at the end.
Matt:
I don't live in Kansas so I can't hear your show. I noticed the photo of the "lovely" redhead you have on your homepage. That looks like some gap-toothed, mullet-wearing, redheaded redneck in drag to me. LOL Is that photo legitimate or is it a "Photoshop" production someone sent in?
Yeah, it was. I played around with photoshop many times before. In fact, with today's computers as powerful as they are, it takes a amateur to digitally alter a photo.
I don't know if it was photoshoped or not. I did a Google Image Search to find it. Apparently Jeff thinks it's bogus, but I still dream that it isn't. Remember: there are hideous people everywhere.
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