Michael Jackson's been out of Bahrain since May, and now we're finding out why. Michael and the Prince had a falling out over money and contracts. It didn't help that the "Prince" wasn't the small child Michael expected.


I'm pretty sure we got this story last time Britney had a kid: Christina Aguilera sent a gift bag to Britney for her new son. This means they've officially made up.


You might want to scroll down when you read that Tina-Brit story, ladies: Tony Danza's a bachelor again! The pressure of his talk show affected the relationship. Especially since he portrayed himself as a homosexual on his show.


Page Six says Jessica Simpson is breaking down. Meanwhile, her dad wants to "beat the crap" out of Jackass' Bam Margera for saying he slept with Jessica at her parents' house. He says "It really hurts to hear people say these things about my daugher." Notice how his quote doesn't rule out jealousy as reason for his rage.

Even more Simpson-related news: friends tell The Enquirer Vanessa Minnillo will never marry Nick Lachey. She'd rather be with a real man than a pretty boy, they say.


Nicole Richie's pissed that everyone thinks she's anorexic. Now she's a little peeved about reports she's in rehab. She posted it on her MySpace, which would be impossible to do from rehab, right?


Ouch! Lindsay Lohan has rebounded to Paris Hilton's ex. That's a lot of STDs once they consummate the relationship.


George Clooney and Renee Zellweger are back together. Fine with me.


Amanda Peet is pregnant and getting married. She has to be one of the most underrated women in Hollywood. She's the female lead on Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, if you'd like to stare.

Charlie Sheen is about to become the highest-paid sitcom star at $350 grand an episode. Ray Romano was making almost $2 million an episode his last season.