Scoop
Paris Hilton got punched in the face Tuesday night by Shanna Moakler, an former Dancing With The Stars contestant. Shanna used to date Travis Barker from Blink 182. Paris hooked up with him recently, so Shanna got up in Paris' face. Then, Paris ex Stavros Niarchos supposedly poured a drink on Shanna and threw her down some stairs. It's not clear if it happened before or after her stumble, but at some point, Shanna punched Paris in the face.
"Whoops! Here's something I haven't screwed."
"Whoops! Here's something I haven't screwed."
Speaking of which, Kevin Connolly wants to marry Nicky Hilton. She is a little reluctant since her first marriage ended after six weeks, and since Paris is winning the "who can sleep with the most people" bet.
To celebrate the birth of his latest son, Kevin Federline handed out cigars...in Vegas. Without Britney. Britney wasn't very happy about it. Neither is a photographer who had her camera pushed into her own nose when she tried to take a picture of Kevin. I guess he left his "good" wife beater at home. From Page Six: he'll get $10 million if Britney leaves him.
Someone spotted Mel Gibson enjoying a beer with a couple young ladies. What's that old saying? You can take the Anti-Semite out of liquor but you can't take the liquor out of the Anti-Semite.
Madonna is such a copycat. She's adopted an African baby. Then, she wants to makeout with it at the MTV VMA's.
Eva Longoria and Tony Parker haven't broken up.
SHARON STONE WITHOUT MAKEUP!!!
Cher is auctioning off some paintings, furniture and gowns. Fumigation not included.
Some woman in Georgia wants to ban the Harry Potter books in schools because of their ties to witchcraft. I think she just has wand envy.
Siegfried and Roy have been inducted to the Las Vegas Walk of Stars. They likely madeout later on.
Tori Spelling is pregnant with her first baby. Boring.
To celebrate the birth of his latest son, Kevin Federline handed out cigars...in Vegas. Without Britney. Britney wasn't very happy about it. Neither is a photographer who had her camera pushed into her own nose when she tried to take a picture of Kevin. I guess he left his "good" wife beater at home. From Page Six: he'll get $10 million if Britney leaves him.
"Doritos. Mmmm."
Someone spotted Mel Gibson enjoying a beer with a couple young ladies. What's that old saying? You can take the Anti-Semite out of liquor but you can't take the liquor out of the Anti-Semite.
Madonna is such a copycat. She's adopted an African baby. Then, she wants to makeout with it at the MTV VMA's.
Eva Longoria and Tony Parker haven't broken up.
SHARON STONE WITHOUT MAKEUP!!!
"There is no Sharon. Only Zeul."
Cher is auctioning off some paintings, furniture and gowns. Fumigation not included.
Some woman in Georgia wants to ban the Harry Potter books in schools because of their ties to witchcraft. I think she just has wand envy.
Siegfried and Roy have been inducted to the Las Vegas Walk of Stars. They likely madeout later on.
Tori Spelling is pregnant with her first baby. Boring.
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"There is no Sharon. Only Zuel." Classic.
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