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Nicole Richie's been arrested for DUI. She passed a breathalyser, but told police that she smoked pot and took Vicodin. I don't know if I'd volunteer that information. She didn't pull a Mel and go all Hitler on the police either. She was actually quite kind.
Here's one of the 911 phone calls that led to her arrest. Tip: driving down the wrong side of the highway and then parking in the carpool lane will usually get you busted.
She nailed the mugshot, by the way:
Here's one of the 911 phone calls that led to her arrest. Tip: driving down the wrong side of the highway and then parking in the carpool lane will usually get you busted.
She nailed the mugshot, by the way:
The arrest sheet listed her weight as 85 pounds. Yeah, right! Maybe on a planet that has a stronger gravitational pull than ours. I know. That was lame.
Nicole's DUI mentor, Paris Hilton, is not lesbians with Britney Spears. They just like dropping their panties in each other's company.
Not only is Britney still straight, the Enquirer says she was at a club in L.A., making out with the guy who produced Rhianna's song, "S.O.S." His name is J.R. Already bad news.
George Clooney says he's too old to get any woman he want. But a decrease in lesbians switching teams to have sex with him isn't that big a drop off.
Busted! Keith Urban picked up Nicole Kidman from some type of support meeting. Maybe it was a MHAACSAMEITKHA meeting, also known as "My Husband's An Alcoholic Country Singer, And My Ex Is Tapping Katie Holmes Anonymous" Meeting.
Kirstie Alley's getting large again.
Courtney Love completed her probation. Her judge says he followed her progress in the media. Is that how they're handling criminal prosecution now?
Kate Moss was photographed topless in Jamaica. You can follow the link to see her topless with a couple stars over key areas. I would just put the picture here, but I don't have a thing for women with the body of a Michael Jackson molestation victim.
Leonardo DiCaprio traded in his Brazilian model girlfriend for an Israeli model. I'm guessing they have different "hairstyles," if you catch my drift.
Porn Superstar Jenna Jameson is getting a divorce from Justin Sterling, her porn star husband. Wow, first Brad and Jennifer, now this.
Nicole's DUI mentor, Paris Hilton, is not lesbians with Britney Spears. They just like dropping their panties in each other's company.
Not only is Britney still straight, the Enquirer says she was at a club in L.A., making out with the guy who produced Rhianna's song, "S.O.S." His name is J.R. Already bad news.
"Come on...do you really need a photo to know I'm a douche?"
George Clooney says he's too old to get any woman he want. But a decrease in lesbians switching teams to have sex with him isn't that big a drop off.
Busted! Keith Urban picked up Nicole Kidman from some type of support meeting. Maybe it was a MHAACSAMEITKHA meeting, also known as "My Husband's An Alcoholic Country Singer, And My Ex Is Tapping Katie Holmes Anonymous" Meeting.
Kirstie Alley's getting large again.
"At least I have Han frozen in carbonite for good keeping."
Courtney Love completed her probation. Her judge says he followed her progress in the media. Is that how they're handling criminal prosecution now?
Kate Moss was photographed topless in Jamaica. You can follow the link to see her topless with a couple stars over key areas. I would just put the picture here, but I don't have a thing for women with the body of a Michael Jackson molestation victim.
Leonardo DiCaprio traded in his Brazilian model girlfriend for an Israeli model. I'm guessing they have different "hairstyles," if you catch my drift.
Porn Superstar Jenna Jameson is getting a divorce from Justin Sterling, her porn star husband. Wow, first Brad and Jennifer, now this.
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1 Comments:
The highlight, "Kirstie Alley's getting large again."
That one sentence says so much about your opinion of her.
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