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Scoop - Paris' hood fights back (4:37)
Paris Hilton is reading self-help books in jail. On top of that, she's planning on ditching her friends, and even made a cell-made Father's Day Card for her dad. Work those crayons, girlfriend.
Paris Hilton's neighbors are a little sick of the attention and issued a neighborhood memo titled "Heiress Alert: Time For Action." It looks like a neighborhood watch for Paris and her helicopter-flying friends. Paris passed out on a porch couch is as dangerous for small children as a discarded refrigerator.
Britney's not a fan of these Billboards:
Delete your EVite: Lindsay Lohan's 21st birthday party is off. She'll look to get tossed in a more private setting than a Vegas nightclub.
Shar Jackson wants to sue Star Magazine for saying she received Kevin Federline's seed again. She'll even take an EPT test to prove otherwise. I think a simple sniff will tell if K-Fed's "stank" has been that close to her.
Tom Cruise will play minister in a game of Scientology Wedding. I bet that job comes with a pretty cool mask.
Julia Roberts has a new baby boy. She still has the same giant teeth, though.
Someone went a little overboard on Tijuana Chicklets.
Paris Hilton is reading self-help books in jail. On top of that, she's planning on ditching her friends, and even made a cell-made Father's Day Card for her dad. Work those crayons, girlfriend.
Paris Hilton's neighbors are a little sick of the attention and issued a neighborhood memo titled "Heiress Alert: Time For Action." It looks like a neighborhood watch for Paris and her helicopter-flying friends. Paris passed out on a porch couch is as dangerous for small children as a discarded refrigerator.
Britney's not a fan of these Billboards:
"I didn't shave my snizz for this type of display."
Delete your EVite: Lindsay Lohan's 21st birthday party is off. She'll look to get tossed in a more private setting than a Vegas nightclub.
Shar Jackson wants to sue Star Magazine for saying she received Kevin Federline's seed again. She'll even take an EPT test to prove otherwise. I think a simple sniff will tell if K-Fed's "stank" has been that close to her.
Tom Cruise will play minister in a game of Scientology Wedding. I bet that job comes with a pretty cool mask.
Julia Roberts has a new baby boy. She still has the same giant teeth, though.
Someone went a little overboard on Tijuana Chicklets.
Motley Crue filed a $20 million lawsuit against their manager for lost revenues, bad career advice, and no decent videotaped lays for Tommy Lee in awhile.
For $125 grand, you could own O.J.'s acquittal suit.
"You'll like the way you look getting away with slaughtering your ex and her boyfriend...I guarantee it."
For $125 grand, you could own O.J.'s acquittal suit.
"You'll like the way you look getting away with slaughtering your ex and her boyfriend...I guarantee it."
Hasselhoff's ex has fired Larry Birkhead's attorney. Apparently, Debra Opri isn't qualified to handle cases involving a drunken, shirtless ex eating a hamburger on the floor.
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