Goddammit, pork chop, you burnt my tongue!
Why you gotta smell so good to trick me into eating you before a proper blowing?
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Goddammit, pork chop, you burnt my tongue!
Why you gotta smell so good to trick me into eating you before a proper blowing?
Comments 4
what? who burns their tongue on a pork chop?
Posted 23 Oct 2007 at 14:14 ¶Lay off, Kevin. I’m already hurting enough without your insults. Besides, getting tongue-burnt from a pork chop makes sense because you wouldn’t expect it to be scorching hot, then BOOM! It gets you.
Posted 23 Oct 2007 at 14:43 ¶It’s never a good idea to get caught “properly blowing on pork chops.” Make sure you do it in private.
Posted 24 Oct 2007 at 00:09 ¶DB, thanks for the catch. I meant to say “properly blow on before blowing pork chops.”
Posted 24 Oct 2007 at 01:52 ¶Post a Comment