Matt Stooks

Okay, can we get a week off from something going horribly wrong in the Middle East?

Now, Pakistan’s causing trouble before the American public could even figure out how to pronounce “Ahmadinejad.” There’s a war in Iraq, Turkey’s pissed, and we’re still trying to fix Israeli-Palestinian relations.

Seriously, the Middle East is not a fun place. I couldn’t imagine someone going there on vacay.