Kansas Attorney General Paul Morrison resigned the other day, as a sex scandal raged.
While this is a major blow to the Kansas Democratic Party, it is an even bigger blow to the mustache.
The mustache is an endangered species nationwide, but it seems as if the climate for mustaches in Kansas has become unbearable. Morrison’s resignation comes on the heels of another prominent defeat for the stache in the state, the BTK serial killer.
Hollywood isn’t exactly fighting the good fight against mustache decline, either. Long past are the days when you could expect to see a stache immediately after turning on a TV.
Luckily, we still have one man fighting the good fight, not only against mustache extinction, but also against all things give-me-a-break worthy.
John Stossel, blazed out of his mind
Comments 4
We should grow some manstaches!
Posted 19 Dec 2007 at 18:12 ¶And be ostracized from society? I think not.
Posted 19 Dec 2007 at 18:20 ¶Where have your balls gone my friend?
Posted 19 Dec 2007 at 18:22 ¶My balls are where they’ve always been: my abdomen. Someday, they will drop.
Posted 19 Dec 2007 at 21:06 ¶Post a Comment