The day I dumped Obama

Did you see Obama’s 3-pointer?

Obama’s 3-point prowess has rendered him a useless candidate for me.  His brilliant stroke heightens an already intense insecurity in my basketball skills.

I guess it was only a matter of time until an Obama gaffe cost him my vote.  He has lost the all important “Who would you like to play basketball with?” question.  I easily prefer to unleash my mad hooping skills on McCain.  I imagine a number of other people feel the same way.

Comments 4

  1. Brian wrote:

    Aren’t they supposed to be good at basketball? I mean politicians of course.

    Posted 22 Jul 2008 at 1:31 pm
  2. Matt Stooks wrote:

    Yeah, I hear Hillary has a sick turn-around jumper.

    Posted 22 Jul 2008 at 2:29 pm
  3. Ian wrote:

    Matt, you’re wrong.
    Hillary’s move is the crossover, a la Tim Hardaway.

    Posted 22 Jul 2008 at 3:54 pm
  4. Matt Stooks wrote:

    Damn. My bad. Ted Kennedy is the one with the sick turn-around jumper. I always confuse the two.

    Posted 22 Jul 2008 at 10:17 pm

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