Dear everyone who feels the need to comment on my 1998 Corolla,
I’m aware of the problems with my car. A brake light is smashed, I have to roll down my window to open the door from the outside, the sideview mirror is cracked, the washer fluid pump is broken, the cabin noise is high.
However, I get 32 miles a gallon and the thing never breaks down. I’m driving this bitch into the ground whether you think my Corolla is the shiz or not. It gets me where I need to go. Oh, and girls slide out of their seats at the sight of me driving it.
Go wax your Hummer,
Matt
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I’m normally not a fan of foreign automakers, but I will concede that your car is a testament to Japanese design and durability.
Push it to the limit, my friend.
Posted 05 Aug 2008 at 06:56 ¶Don’t judge the foreign automakers because they look different, Matthew.
Posted 05 Aug 2008 at 12:21 ¶Drive that som’ bitch until you have to do a slow-speed roll out of it as it bursts into flames. That’s a bad-ass car, and don’t listen to anyone who says otherwise. People who care about driving new cars aren’t fun folks to hang with.
Posted 05 Aug 2008 at 07:50 ¶Post a Comment