Simple guide to choosing liquor

When looking for the perfect booze to enrich your night or morning, just follow my easy, one-step process.  Look for the “Lightweight Plastic” seal of approval.

5 Replies to “Simple guide to choosing liquor”

  1. Nothing slows down a fast night of drinking like broken glass and minor skin lacerations. Thank you, lightweight plastic!

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